# Jesus offers auto discounts!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422 "2003-07-14T16:58:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/1 "2003-07-14T16:58:32Z")

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[http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0714/1580339.html](http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0714/1580339.html)

You know, I might be surprised by this article if it were anyone except Deion Sanders.

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**Author:** ![HotRail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@HotRail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotRail)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/2 "2003-07-14T17:27:19Z")

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We should all try that in various other situations. Like with our drug dealer, prostitutes, and gas and electric companies.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/3 "2003-07-14T17:43:18Z")

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I was thinking more of using it on the landlord.

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/4 "2003-07-15T07:57:21Z")

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Heh. I shall have to try that line on this mechanic I know.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/5 "2003-07-15T16:32:04Z")

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Wonder if that’d work with employers? “I talked to Jesus and he said you need to pay me a salary. I’ll just stay at home. Don’t blame me, blame Jesus!”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/6 "2003-07-15T16:37:43Z")

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[http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0715/1580884.html](http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0715/1580884.html)

A quick update: Sanders _ **WON** _ the lawsuit!

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**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-offers-auto-discounts/188422/7 "2003-07-15T17:05:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*[http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0715/1580884.html](http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0715/1580884.html)
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> A quick update: Sanders _ **WON** _ the lawsuit! \*\*

HOW???:eek: