# Jesus Saves tires

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-saves-tires/538205>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-saves-tires/538205 "2010-05-03T21:11:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-saves-tires/538205/41 "2010-05-05T14:57:34Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> I give up, buddy. I just don’t care. You’re an idiot. I will not abet you in this highjack.

Hey fuckface, I’m waiting for a cite that the “vast majority” of Christian religions think that faith alone is not sufficient for salvation. I’m an atheist and apparently know more about your religion than you do.

I’ll tell you what I’ll do though, I’ll stop littering the landscape with tires painted with anti-religious messages, or having your kid participate in anti-religious prayer, or waking you up on Saturday morning to spread the bad news.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-saves-tires/538205/42 "2010-05-05T15:00:22Z")

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[Seen in Doperville, along the Interstate behind the abandoned Applebee’s.](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3217/doperland.jpg)

😃

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-saves-tires/538205/43 "2010-05-05T15:13:31Z")

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> [@Mister\_Owl](#):
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> Jesus saves, but Moses invests.

I knew that was coming… which means you beat me to the punch.

So what shall we say of a certain man called The Prophet? That he cleaned up\* on [going short](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorting)? 😉

_ **- The One True Og** _

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- Or, should I say, _profited_? Heh.

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