# Jesus says it's WRONG to kill! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370 "2006-01-17T16:47:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/21 "2006-01-20T00:04:07Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > \ > I need to finish up this story I’m working on, really really badly. Why are you working on it so badly? Do you WANT it to be bad? (Ooh, yeah, you’re a _bad_ story; very, very bad…) ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/22 "2006-01-20T01:12:53Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > No, it’s kind of a gingery-citrusy thing. So I smell like a luau. Or I did until I took a shower with my honey & cocoa butter body bar. Now I smell like chocolate. And lavender. From my shampoo bar. 'Cause it’s lavender. _Takes a deep sniff…oh yeah, nice. I smell all sweaty from the gym, so I’ll be running upstairs in a minute_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/23 "2006-01-20T01:37:56Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Why are you working on it so badly? Do you WANT it to be bad? (Ooh, yeah, you’re a _bad_ story; very, very bad…) You’re a very strange person, **featherlou**. I like that about you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/24 "2006-01-20T05:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve got a Dove chocolate wrapper on my desk that reads: “Make someday today.” Change it to read “Make someone today.” See if anybody notices. Fill in all the _o’s_ in a hardcopy of any recent document. Connect the dots. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/25 "2006-01-20T15:12:29Z")
Here’s a dumb thing to do: Leave your sunglasses in the pocket of the black leather jacket, then wear the parka to work in the morning. As soon as the sun starts to come up, reach into the compartment in your car where you keep your sunglasses, and invent new swear words as you realize your eyes are naked. Toady will be like this all day. It’s a faulty day. It’s Friday and I have actual, serious work to do. Volumes of it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370/26 "2006-01-20T15:36:44Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > You’re a very strange person, **featherlou**. I like that about you. 😉 I tried to be normal once. It didn’t work out. **Mr Bus Guy** , I remember the incident that caused my “car keys in my hand until the door is shut” policy. I got out, put my car keys in my jacket pocket, decided it was too nice out, took my jacket off, tossed it back in the car, and slammed the locked door shut. I think it was an instant “oh, crap” moment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-says-its-wrong-to-kill/340370.md?page=1)