# Jesus, the game's on!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234 "2003-04-08T03:34:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/1 "2003-04-08T03:34:44Z")

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And ya know who **isn’t** the National Champion?  
Kansas. That’s who.  
Because…  
**SYRACUSE RULES!**  
🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/2 "2003-04-08T03:42:51Z")

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**na NA na na HEY! you suck!  
na NA na na HEY! you suck!  
Rough 'em up, fuck 'em up, go S-U!  
We’re gonna kick the shit out of you!**

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/3 "2003-04-08T03:49:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\***na NA na na HEY! you suck!  
> na NA na na HEY! you suck!  
> Rough 'em up, fuck 'em up, go S-U!  
> We’re gonna kick the shit out of you!** \*\*

Your lack of class, manners and good sportsmanship is astonishing, but hardly unexpected.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/4 "2003-04-08T21:34:23Z")

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Whassamatta, a Kansas fan?

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/5 "2003-04-08T22:14:57Z")

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Bleah. Who cares about the Heisman Trophy, anyhow?

Yes, I was being facetious.

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/6 "2003-04-08T22:39:45Z")

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While watching the last 30 seconds of the game, I commented that it was really going to hit the fan at school tomorrow. And indeed it did. Screaming matches all throughout the halls all day today.

I hate living next to Kansas because KU fans are rabid and annoying.

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/7 "2003-04-08T22:46:12Z")

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Whoopee!!! Now lets get pissing drunk, break windows, roll over cars and set things on fire. Whoo-Whoo!

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/8 "2003-04-08T23:58:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\*Whassamatta, a Kansas fan? \*\*

If I wasn’t before I saw your rude, obnoxious, obscene and uncalled for remarks, I sure as hell am now.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/9 "2003-04-09T01:42:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \*  
> \*\*If I wasn’t before I saw your rude, obnoxious, obscene and uncalled for remarks, I sure as hell am now. \*\*

You are kidding, right? They are just having fun.

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**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/10 "2003-04-09T02:48:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \*  
> \*\*If I wasn’t before I saw your rude, obnoxious, obscene and uncalled for remarks, I sure as hell am now. \*\*

If you think that’s bad, I pray that you never go to a division 1 college football, basketball, or hockey game. You’d likely have your virgin ears sworn right off. By both sides.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/11 "2003-04-09T20:57:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \*  
> \*\*If I wasn’t before I saw your rude, obnoxious, obscene and uncalled for remarks, I sure as hell am now. \*\*

Well um… I was err um… what are you talking about, uncalled for… this is a joke… you’re a funny guy, Payton… um?

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/12 "2003-04-10T06:31:43Z")

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**Payton** , get over it. Like Syracuse is the first college ever to have an off-color chant.

Oh and might I point at that there were only a dozen or so arrests on Monday night related to the win, and the only property damage was a broken parking meter and some broken tree branches.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/13 "2003-04-10T06:49:29Z")

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Televised basketball is a plague upon western civilization.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/14 "2003-04-10T10:26:38Z")

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Yeah, **Payton**.

This is the 1st time Syracuse has won anything. Let them have a moment.

😃

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/15 "2003-04-10T12:13:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \*  
> \*\ ***Payton** , get over it. Like Syracuse is the first college ever to have an off-color chant.
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> Oh and might I point at that there were only a dozen or so arrests on Monday night related to the win, and the only property damage was a broken parking meter and some broken tree branches. \*\*

**Only a dozen or so arrests related to the win.**

Gee, that makes me feel so much better.

F\*\*\*in’ AssHatted college students.

"_Hey, our team won the national championship, so lets go out and destroy public property and then not accept responsibility for our actions because we’re college students!!!_

The saddest part is that these morons actually have parents who are paying for them to do this.

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**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/16 "2003-04-10T14:36:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*Yeah, **Payton**.
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> This is the 1st time Syracuse has won anything. Let them have a moment.
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> 😃
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> \*\*

Yeah…that’s only because no one ever pays attention to Lacrosse.

😃 😃

Broken tree branches??? My god, what’s next…walking on the grass?

When will the anarchy end!!!

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/17 "2003-04-10T14:55:58Z")

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Um, **Payton** , you might check the forums again. You seem to have forgotten that this is MPSIMS and not the Pit.

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/18 "2003-04-10T14:57:09Z")

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Oops, I just realized I was coming across as a junior moderator. :o Sorry 'bout that.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/19 "2003-04-10T15:14:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mirror Image egamI rorriM \*  
> \*\*While watching the last 30 seconds of the game, I commented that it was really going to hit the fan at school tomorrow. And indeed it did. Screaming matches all throughout the halls all day today.
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> I hate living next to Kansas because KU fans are rabid and annoying. \*\*

Hey! Wait a minute here, you–

Wait. We are. Never mind. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-the-games-on/167234/20 "2003-04-10T22:31:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \*  
> \*\ ***Only a dozen or so arrests related to the win.**
> 
> Gee, that makes me feel so much better.
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> F\*\*\*in’ AssHatted college students.
> 
> "_Hey, our team won the national championship, so lets go out and destroy public property and then not accept responsibility for our actions because we’re college students!!!_
> 
> The saddest part is that these morons actually have parents who are paying for them to do this. \*\*

In related news, the NHL playoffs started yesterday… 😃

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