Inspired by this thread. Jesus and the Easter Bunny decide to have a knockdown, no holes barred free for all to settle who get’s the holiday.
Who wins? Jesus can apparently recover from fatal wounds, but it takes him three days to do it, and he’s still not completely back together. As for EB, we know he’s fast (traveling the world in a single night) and he’s got big sharp pointy teeth. He also has an apparently limitless supply of eggs to hurl at Junior.
JC, OTOH, can control the weather, has a crown of thorns that he could use like a throwing star, and has this big wooden cross nearby. (Now, the question is, would he sing, “Kill da Wabbit” while fighting the EB?)
So, the two combatants are in their corners and the bell’s just rung, who will win?