# Jewish Converts: Why?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-converts-why/39332>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 2, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-converts-why/39332 "2000-11-02T01:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-converts-why/39332/21 "2000-11-02T21:07:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JoltSucker \*
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> \*\*If someone finds the idea of living by a high ethical code appealling, and they’re not looking for a reward in the afterlife, then perhaps conversion to Judaism is for them. \*\*

Or, say, Secular Humanism…

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**Author:** ![djbdjb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@djbdjb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djbdjb)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-converts-why/39332/22 "2000-11-03T23:18:39Z")

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It seems there is a kind of clamorous thread going on the topic of circumcision, so I hesitate a little to ask, but … Do adult converts to Judaism have to be circumcised?

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-converts-why/39332/23 "2000-11-03T23:42:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by djbdjb \*  
> \*\*It seems there is a kind of clamorous thread going on the topic of circumcision, so I hesitate a little to ask, but … Do adult converts to Judaism have to be circumcised? \*\*

Yep. If they are already circumcised, the moyel (sp?) draws a symbolic drop of blood from the penis.

And of course, according to **Jack Dean Tyler** , the converts become emotionally crippled father-haters who insist upon having sex by placing their penis _inside_ a woman’s vagina :eek:, cause war in the Middle East, and run up the national debt. 😛

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