# Jewish influence over the president candidates (Trump and Clinton) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 16, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770 "2015-10-16T01:02:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/141 "2015-10-18T13:48:00Z")
I’d call the OP a racist, but his plate is already full from being an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/142 "2015-10-18T17:04:45Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If y’all vote for those candidates, and given the amount of white folk with distant Jewish ancestors, plus the existence of notable Jewish communities in India or Ethiopia, soon we’ll all have to learn how to spell without vowels. > > Protect our vowels! Of course, I hadn’t considered that! Once bereft of vowels, we’d be subject to consonantal beclogment and Jah knows there’s no turning back from that :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/143 "2015-10-18T17:54:37Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If y’all vote for those candidates, and given the amount of white folk with distant Jewish ancestors, plus the existence of notable Jewish communities in India or Ethiopia, soon we’ll all have to learn how to spell without vowels. > > Protect our vowels! Pftt. That’s nothing. What with [Chinese Jews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews), you should fear having to write without vowels \*or consonants! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/144 "2015-10-18T20:04:36Z")
No no **Monty** , that’s the yellow danger. Please get your conspiracies straight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/145 "2015-10-18T20:22:47Z")
What about me? Having converted, how do I get into this World Domination thing? Am I still a White Guy? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/146 "2015-10-18T20:36:02Z")
These alarums over Trump, Clinton and Sanders are just a smokescreen for ]the real Zionist agenda. [Leading Zionist confesses to mind-controlled world-takeover attempt by aliens](http://theafricanspear.com/2015/05/14/michael-laitman-kabbalist-jews-conquer-the-world/). Naturally, this is pissing off the Pope big-time, since [the Vatican has its own plans for an alien takeover](http://www.amazon.com/Exo-Vaticana-Romanus-L-U-C-I-F-E-R-Vaticans-Astonishing/dp/0984825630/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8). And [could the Mormons be far behind](http://fox13now.com/2014/12/10/art-piece-depicting-alien-as-mormon-missionary-draws-complaint-in-slc/)? :eek::eek::eek: I am reserving judgment on all this, but it is important to ask questions. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/147 "2015-10-18T21:13:17Z")
As powerful as Jews are, with their influence and their politics, I’m amazed that the United States hasn’t had more Jewish Presidents than the large number that we have had so far. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/148 "2015-10-18T21:17:43Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > As powerful as Jews are, with their influence and their politics, I’m amazed that the United States hasn’t had more Jewish Presidents than the large number that we have had so far. We, er, they, are very secretive. Chester A. Arthur was a Jew, as well as Calvin Coolidge. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/149 "2015-10-18T21:18:37Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Her family has included people who lived in what hyperexcitable media would describe as _a small family compound on an Indian reservation_. I am totally stealing that to describe my Jew mom’s home on the Rez! ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/150 "2015-10-18T21:18:51Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > As powerful as Jews are, with their influence and their politics, I’m amazed that the United States hasn’t had more Jewish Presidents than the large number that we have had so far. Yeah like the Rosenfelds, and Avrohom Lincoln. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/151 "2015-10-18T21:43:56Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If y’all vote for those candidates, and given the amount of white folk with distant Jewish ancestors, plus the existence of notable Jewish communities in India or Ethiopia, soon we’ll all have to learn how to spell without vowels. > > Protect our vowels! So you are in favor of everyone joining a massive Vowel Movement? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/152 "2015-10-18T22:24:19Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > So you are in favor of everyone joining a massive Vowel Movement? G t hll! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/153 "2015-10-18T23:42:47Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > No no **Monty** , that’s the yellow danger. Please get your conspiracies straight. It’s more of a twofer. And keep it straight? Well, I heard that in the East…well, you know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/154 "2015-10-19T02:18:05Z")
So, if we follow the conspiracy theories, somewhere in Tibet, sitting in a Buddhist temple, there’s a black, Cuban-American, lesbian, Catholic-turned-Muslim-turned-Jewish-turned-Mormon-turned-Scientologist, Mason, and member of the Illumanti who’s actualy running the world. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/155 "2015-10-19T02:41:03Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > So, if we follow the conspiracy theories, somewhere in Tibet, sitting in a Buddhist temple, there’s a black, Cuban-American, lesbian, Catholic-turned-Muslim-turned-Jewish-turned-Mormon-turned-Scientologist, Mason, and member of the Illumanti who’s actualy running the world. > > Shit. No, it is a tailor on Long Island name Moyshe. Jeez, I mean Aaron and Moses on a stick, get your facts straight! ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/156 "2015-10-19T02:53:11Z")
It’s Max the Moishian. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/157 "2015-10-19T03:09:21Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > No, it is a tailor on Long Island name Moyshe. > Jeez, I mean Aaron and Moses on a stick, get your facts straight! You’re not going deep enough, man! Get the wool out of your eyes! Moyshe is a decoy to blind you to the real power in the world. That’s how smart she is. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/158 "2015-10-19T03:12:59Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > So, if we follow the conspiracy theories, somewhere in Tibet, sitting in a Buddhist temple, there’s a black, Cuban-American, lesbian, Catholic-turned-Muslim-turned-Jewish-turned-Mormon-turned-Scientologist, Mason, and member of the Illumanti who’s actualy running the world. And the twist ending is he’s a lizard. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/159 "2015-10-19T04:13:00Z")
> [@yawuntz](#): > > Of course, I hadn’t considered that! > > Once bereft of vowels, we’d be subject to consonantal beclogment and Jah knows there’s no turning back from that :eek: Just ask the Welsh. Anytime they want to use a vowel or a space, it costs them 50p. WE CANNOT BECOME LIKE THE WELSH!!! ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770/160 "2015-10-19T11:16:49Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Since we have several Jews here, how do you deal with your horns? Cutting mine with bolt cutters is painful, and sandpaper really messes with my hair. Dude, just use a sharp knife, and trim them gently. Way easier than sandpaper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jewish-influence-over-the-president-candidates-trump-and-clinton/734770.md?page=9)