# Jill Kelley goofiness **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101 "2012-11-15T17:01:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/21 "2012-11-16T02:20:38Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > I’m calling it now: she’s some sort of madame to a high ranking military only call-girl service. My wife made this call early yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/22 "2012-11-16T02:30:11Z")
Yeah, this is a discussion many have been having. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/23 "2012-11-16T04:18:39Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > There was a thing out yesterday by the South Koreans saying that they were monitoring the situation and would strip her of the position if she proved to be a problem. …only if our military provides her with a pole… 😃 -d&r- ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/24 "2012-11-16T05:02:44Z")
I’ll bet the military has provided her with many poles in fact. ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/25 "2012-11-16T05:04:27Z")
Real Housewives of Central Command ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/26 "2012-11-16T05:53:47Z")
I thought this was a Jim Kelly thread. 0 for 4 in pro football championships. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/27 "2012-11-16T14:41:41Z")
As I learned from _Lethal Weapon 2_ if you have diplomatic immunity you can shoot people without consequence. So there goe the problem with the press. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/28 "2012-11-16T14:45:23Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > As I learned from _Lethal Weapon 2_ if you have diplomatic immunity you can shoot people without consequence. So there goe the problem with the press. Yeah, I don’t know why she would even bother to call 911. Just shoot 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101/29 "2012-11-16T14:49:56Z")
> [@cerberus](#): > > Real Housewives of Central Command With a panoramic shot of the 28-car motorcade weaving its way through Tampa, heading towards the Kelley home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jill-kelley-goofiness/641101.md?page=1)