# JillGat=Jill Magruder **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [August 24, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959 "2001-08-24T18:11:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/21 "2001-08-24T21:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jill Magruder \* > > \*\*Enough about me… What do YOU thing about me? \*\* > > I don’t even know how to thing. ☹ \*\* I thing off key, or so I’m told ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/22 "2001-08-24T21:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jill Magruder \* > \*\* > > “As I said before, nothing else has changed. I am still married to Mr. Gat” > \*\* [sub]for now[/sub]😛 ---
**Author:** ![barbitu8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@barbitu8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barbitu8)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/23 "2001-08-24T23:24:13Z")
Hey, Jill Whatever, do you post on the Runners World Message Board? I saw a post on there (re running in the heat) with initials J-G. I forgot the middle initial, but if it were you, I’d have a clue to your middle name. ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/24 "2001-08-25T00:39:31Z")
I once went to a camp named “Camp Magruder”, if this adds anything to this situation. =p ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/25 "2001-08-25T01:19:22Z")
bdgr, don’t you mean, “…or tho I’m told?” Reminds me of a poem I wrote (it was published in ‘Boy’s Life’ - I’m so proud 😃 ) The ‘Thunder God’ went for a ride Upon his favorite philly, “I’m Thor”, he cried, The horse replied, “You forgot your thaddle, thilly!” ---
**Author:** ![tsunamisurfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@tsunamisurfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsunamisurfer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/26 "2001-08-25T03:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jill Magruder \* > \*\* > Enough about me… What do YOU think about me? > \*\* I think you’re probably an redheaded siren with a Jayne Mansfield bod, dazzling sapphire eyes, purring voice, diaphanous black negligee, and an unquenchable desire to paint the town red when ol’ whatshisname is away on a company trip. Close? ---
**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/27 "2001-08-25T03:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > And wasn’t that photographer of the assasination Mapruder or something? And then there was Jeb Stuart of Watergate fame. And another, unnamed poster, who has the gall to misspell his name “McGruder.” Eech. > > Jill > Enough about me… What do YOU think about me? > > \*\* I don’t think he ever spelled it McGruder, but it has been more than 25 (!) years since it happened. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/28 "2001-08-25T03:17:37Z")
Damnit Jill, the mods have enough to do without having to deal with the silly little whims of Dopers and their inability to stick with their original usernames. Am I the only one who thinks of the mods, who reminds us to be considerate of their time, of their efforts, of their– [sub]oh.[/sub] yeah. that’s right. Well then. Carry on. Nice name change. ---
**Author:** ![tsunamisurfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@tsunamisurfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsunamisurfer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/29 "2001-08-25T03:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tsunamisurfer \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jill Magruder \* > > \*\* > > Enough about me… What do YOU think about me? > > \*\* > > I think you’re probably an redheaded siren with a Jayne Mansfield bod, dazzling sapphire eyes, purring voice, diaphanous black negligee, and an unquenchable desire to paint the town red when ol’ whatshisname is away on a company trip. > > Close? \*\* Damn, Jill, I got you confused with DrMatrix! ---
**Author:** ![Ring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Ring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ring)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/30 "2001-08-25T04:08:05Z")
Thor had his way with a maiden, but he felt guilty about not introducing himself. So the next day he came to visit I’m **Thor** he cried _Your_ thor she replied I’m so thor I can hardly pith ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/31 "2001-10-04T14:15:00Z")
Now I’m confused. Where did Ms. Magruder go? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/32 "2001-10-04T14:18:01Z")
:eek: It’s a plot! ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959/33 "2001-10-04T14:18:07Z")
I changed my screen name momentarily to “Jill Magruder” but changed it back to “JillGat.” All the Magruder posts reverted to JillGat. Sorry for the confusion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-jill-magruder/77959.md?page=1)