# JillGat will co-moderate GQ

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 28, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789 "2001-03-28T04:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/1 "2001-03-28T04:23:34Z")

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**JillGat** has generously agreed to co-moderate General Questions on an interim basis. She’ll be filling in for **manhattan** , who’s taking some time off. Manhattan will still be around but plans to focus on Staff Reports. He’s been a mod for a long time and we thought it best to get him out of there before he started to drool.

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/2 "2001-03-28T04:48:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ed Zotti \*  
> \*\ ***JillGat** has generously agreed to co-moderate General Questions on an interim basis. She’ll be filling in for **manhattan** , who’s taking some time off. Manhattan will still be around but plans to focus on Staff Reports. He’s been a mod for a long time and we thought it best to get him out of there before he started to drool. \*\*

Welcome back to moderating **JillGat**! And good luck to you, **manhattan**. We hope to see you back soon.

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/3 "2001-03-28T05:11:00Z")

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I hope the Staff Report threads aren’t as drug-related as the GQ ones are, **manny** old bean. I’d hate to see you carted away in a soft straitjacket to a lifetime of weaving baskets with your toes. 😃

Oh, and **JillGat** , as the old veteran says to the green recruit “You’ll be sooo-reee!”

😃 😃

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/4 "2001-03-28T05:16:38Z")

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**manhattan** is taking a vacation?

Cheers!

If you’re ever in Minneapolis, **manny** , I’ll gladly buy you a martini- _stirred_, not shaken.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/5 "2001-03-28T05:47:15Z")

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[[Oh, and JillGat, as the old veteran says to the green recruit “You’ll be sooo-reee!”]]

Hey, I_Yam_ a vet here, Derl - just not in this forum. Why, you gonna make me sorry? You think you’re the boss of me??

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/6 "2001-03-28T06:03:35Z")

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::channelling **manny** ::

Umm, where’s the General Question here? 😉

Congrats **Jill**!

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/7 "2001-03-28T06:16:52Z")

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Well, **jill** , uh…congratulations, I guess. Hey, it coulda been worse - they could have had you moderate in GD.  
And I agree, **montfort** : doesn’t this kind of thing really belong in MPSIMS? Maybe you should move it there, **jill**. Oh, and be sure and come up with something pithy to say when you do.  
Not that I’m anybody you need to listen to.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/8 "2001-03-28T06:29:56Z")

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Shoot. Now I gotta do “pithy.”

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/9 "2001-03-28T06:40:21Z")

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So, Jill, I guess you finished curing all the diseases. As I recall, you stopped moderating CCC because the Dope was taking too much of your time away from epidi…epedeem…edipemiol… from studying sickness.

Glad to have you back, temporarily or otherwise.

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**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/10 "2001-03-28T12:33:19Z")

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Ah, enlightenment … that’s why you were suddenly inclined to empty the in-tray.

[assumes self protective, grovelling pose]  
And so as not to displease your graciousness, I promise that I won’t post about why hippos spin their tails during your tenure in GQ.  
[/assumes self protective, grovelling pose]

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/11 "2001-03-28T13:24:30Z")

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Welcome, **Jill**!

Quick – now that **manhattan** is gone, some start an “All your base” thread.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/12 "2001-03-28T13:27:07Z")

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And some **one** proofread my posts.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/13 "2001-03-28T13:46:33Z")

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I think **Jill** is really having to try too hard to avoid writing up reports on marijuana-smoking cockroaches and pink flamingos. 😉

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**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/14 "2001-03-28T13:52:57Z")

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Someone creates a new **…3rd word ending in “gry” thread**. What do you do?

a) Close the thread.  
b) Scold the member.  
c) All of the above.  
d) Run screaming into the hills.

😉 Congrats!

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/15 "2001-03-28T14:25:20Z")

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I had a feeling all those bong threads would send **Manhattan** around the twist. 😉

Congratulations and happy moddin’ **Jill**.

Come back soon **Manhattan**. You are, as we say in Australia, not such a bad bastard.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/16 "2001-03-28T16:03:35Z")

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Is he eloping to start a new life with G.Nome ?

Thank you, **many** , for sticking with this near thankless task. Mods (and Admins) make, by far, the greatest contribution of all to the success and enjoyment of the Board. From what I could see, you have worked very, very hard at holding the line and have done so with wit wisdom, dedication and not a little panache.

I raise a cyber schooner and offer a (hope it’s not final) take-it-through-life-and-live-by-it toast: ‘Boring, Boring Arsenal’. Be well and cheers !

**JillGat** – Thanks for taking over the reins and the best of luck !

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/17 "2001-03-28T16:38:31Z")

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Note to self: be pithy and have panache…

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/18 "2001-03-28T17:03:56Z")

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Panache. Isn’t that a sort of fudge? I thought it was **Lynn** we were supposed to send panache to. Well, hell, if **Jill** wants panache, I’ll try to scout some up for her.

Welcome back, **Jill,** great to see you around again. Feel better, **manny,** we’ll miss you, they say herbal tea and Yoga works wonders.

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/19 "2001-03-28T17:08:50Z")

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Ed: Yeah, what Montfort said. Isn’t this more of an ATMB post?

Saltire: epidemiology

Jill: Congrats, again. You can do it, I know. You’ve got the pith, you’ve got the panache, you’ve got the power…

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/20 "2001-03-28T23:13:19Z")

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**Epidroolomotomy** : Amer.Slang. The hip study of why some people salivate so much that their brains have to be removed.

ISN’T THIS what Jill does? Omg. 😛 Jill, congratulations. You’ve always been an incisive and genteel contributor around here. We’ll do everything we can to make your stay here a pleasant one. ( wiping nose off with hankie ).

Do you prefer Godiva or Sees of San Fran? 😃

Manny, I read your thread about the car incident with absolute horror. You have my 110% empathies. Herbal remedies, yes yes yes ! Heal both body and soul, and return to us poste haste ( or, as they might say around the 'Ole CDC, " Puss’d Haste" ).

In honor, we’ll be opening bottle of Chateau Neuf De Pape, the '77 I think might be appropriate tonight. Cheers, Jill !!

Cartooniverse, who is Hereby formally announcing plans to form a preliminary committee to pursue the raising of matching funds to be used in a state-mandated primary in the pursuit of becoming **Jillgat** ’s Boy Friday 😃

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