# JillGat will co-moderate GQ

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 28, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789 "2001-03-28T04:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/21 "2001-03-29T00:15:56Z")

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[[Cartooniverse, who is Hereby formally announcing plans to form a preliminary committee to pursue the raising of matching funds to be used in a state-mandated primary in the pursuit of becoming Jillgat’s Boy Friday]]

Send the chocolate first (Ghirardelli bittersweet is fine), and then let’s talk.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/22 "2001-03-29T02:18:38Z")

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By [Winlar](http://www.kempf.com/~winlar/poems/poem101397.html), not a man to be sneezed at……(not least cos he don’t claim no copyright)

Boogers are both friend and foe  
They bring to you both joy and woe  
They helpeth you to stop disease  
But make a great mess when you sneeze

In your nose, they sit and hide  
But where can they go, once outside?  
Is there any proper place  
where they won’t prove a disgrace?

If you put them in your hanky  
Then the thing gets awfully scanky  
And it’s hard to have panache’  
With one stuck in your moustache.

It’s poetry, folks !

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jillgat-will-co-moderate-gq/59789/23 "2001-03-29T02:30:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JillGat \*  
> \*\*Note to self: be pithy and have panache… \*\*

Hobbes? Is that you?

–Tim

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