# Jim Cornette's awe-inspiring rant against the right wing on YouTube

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306 "2009-06-10T05:48:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/1 "2009-06-10T05:48:59Z")

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I wasn’t sure where to put this but since it’s an audible Pit-worthy rant, I thought I’d start here. This MUST be heard! It’s an awe-inspiring thing of beauty.

Jim Cornette is a legendary Pro Wrestling manager, maybe the very last person you’d expect to hear ranting like this (well, unless you already knew he was a smart, articulate liberal, and not afraid to use profanity).

He takes no prisoners, ranting about everything a liberal would want ranted about. It’s absolutely amazing!

Part 1 (10:24): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGp043tHAc8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGp043tHAc8)

Part 2 (5:58): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf\_u84tvBv4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_u84tvBv4)

Warning, it’s definitely NSFW, due to aforementioned profanity.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/2 "2009-06-10T06:00:00Z")

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I give that rant a 10/10. I mean, if someone needs an example of a **rant** , that is textbook.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/3 "2009-06-10T06:04:49Z")

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I wish the guy who made that awesome [Christian Bale remix](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48) would do something with Jim Cornette’s rant.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/4 "2009-06-10T20:29:00Z")

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Figures all the libs would be drooling over it.

Here, listen to [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOi8fGCT5G0&feature=related) It makes more sense than the crap Cornette was spouting. Much better articulation as well.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/5 "2009-06-10T20:33:27Z")

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I’m not surprised that you’re not impressed (truth hurts), but huh, I thought you’d at least agree with him about religion.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/6 "2009-06-10T20:34:47Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Figures all the libs would be drooling over it.

Generalizations like this are why we can’t have nice things.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/7 "2009-06-10T21:05:18Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> I’m not surprised that you’re not impressed (truth hurts), but huh, I thought you’d at least agree with him about religion.

You don’t actually think listened to it before dismissing it out of hand, do you?

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/8 "2009-06-10T21:08:28Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> You don’t actually think listened to it before dismissing it out of hand, do you?

Of course, you’re right.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/9 "2009-06-10T21:31:16Z")

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I’ve listened to the first few minutes, and it’s a top quality rant.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/10 "2009-06-10T21:40:16Z")

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The whole thing is worth hearing. Don’t forget the 2nd part because it’s just as good.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/11 "2009-06-10T22:27:20Z")

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I adore Jim Cornette, adore him even more when he throws a wobbly and dislike Joey ‘OH MY GOD!’ Styles quite a bit. So a podcast where Cornette throws a wobbly inspired by Styles is just full of win by default.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/12 "2009-06-10T22:41:15Z")

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It’s funny, I’d never heard of this guy until a couple of days ago, and now he’s my hero. He’s willing to tell it like it is, no holds barred. We liberals like to poke fun and sneer at the right wing, but anger seems to be no longer acceptable because, after all, we did win and are in power, so it’s almost like we’re too polite to tell these fuckers off. He does, and does it very well. Intelligent, articulate, knowledgeable ranting combined with the satisfying profanity that I, for one, wish I could muster again. We actually need anger again. These right wing dickheads are causing real damage (ask Tiller’s family) and need to be shouted down, scorned, marginalized, laughed at, dismissed and buried.

You can’t will something to become viral, but I wish these YouTube links would go viral because they need to be heard. This guy needs a radio or TV show, to counteract the hatewing radio and TV.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/13 "2009-06-10T22:58:57Z")

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That was a fuckin’ awesome!

As a long time wrestling fan I’m more than familiar with Cornette’s career, and the fact that he’s a liberal, but I never knew he had that in him. Of course, I’ve been a fan of Joey Styles for a long time as well and the shit he’s been spewing the last few weeks has left me greatly disappointed in him. This made my day.

Much respect to Jim for that rant.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/14 "2009-06-10T23:06:30Z")

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Well, that was certainly long, and impassioned.

But who the fuck is Joey Styles?

**Clothahump** , if you will undertake to post a transcript of your link, I will follow by posting a transcript of two minutes of Mr. Cornette’s rant. We can see whose is more sensible and articulate.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/15 "2009-06-10T23:09:36Z")

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Yeah, I don’t know who Joey Stiles is either, but he sounds like a right wing asshole.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/16 "2009-06-10T23:14:58Z")

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Joey Styles is another pro wrestling personality. He was a TV announcer, from back in the 90’s and up until about a year ago, who recently moved behind the scenes to produce content for the WWE’s website. Over the last couple of weeks he’s been using his company supplied blog to regurgitate republican talking points for some reason. (Obama’s a socialist/Marxist/secret muslim/babykiller etc… you all know the drill) No one really seems to care much about it, but it was still nice to hear someone else in the industry respond like this.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/17 "2009-06-10T23:16:56Z")

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Ah, thanks. It’s good to have some context.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/18 "2009-06-10T23:30:15Z")

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Those of you that liked this rant may enjoy Corny’s pre-election thoughts posted

[Here](http://wrestlingclassics.com/.ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=17;t=000331)

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/19 "2009-06-10T23:32:03Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> Over the last couple of weeks he’s been using his company supplied blog to regurgitate republican talking points for some reason.

Just to correct you; it’s not an official company blog, but his [twitter page.](http://twitter.com/WWEJoeyStyles)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-cornettes-awe-inspiring-rant-against-the-right-wing-on-youtube/499306/20 "2009-06-10T23:36:49Z")

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I haven’t watch it yet, but I _really_ hope at some point he cracks someone in the head with his tennis racket.

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