# Jim Jordan - Spineless POS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 13, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389 "2021-01-13T01:32:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/1 "2021-01-13T01:32:53Z")

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This typical Trumper would not answer the House Rules Chairman, Rep. Jim McGovern, when asked, repeatedly, if Biden won fair and square. He certainly wouldn’t say “Yes” and he didn’t have the courage to say “No”, either. Can some Republican here defend this slimeball’s actions? Jordan is, perhaps, the worst of the Republicans and deserves his own special place in the Pit. Fuck you, Jordan.

> **[Rep. Jim Jordan repeatedly refuses to say Biden fairly won election | CNN...](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/01/12/jim-jordan-biden-election-house-debate-vpx.cnn)**
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> Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) repeatedly dodges when asked if President-elect Joe Biden fairly won the election during a House debate on a bill which would call for President Trump to be removed by the 25th Amendment.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/2 "2021-01-13T01:43:57Z")

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Nothing to do with the OP, but wanted to say that we were eating at a restaurant in Urbana, OH, on New Year’s Eve. Jim Jordan and a few guests were at the table directly behind us. I took a couple pics. I’ll see if I can find them.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/3 "2021-01-13T01:45:55Z")

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I refer to him as Jim Jordan R-Gerrymander. Here’s his district.

> **[Crowded race to take on Rep. Jim Jordan this fall](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/crowded-race-to-take-on-rep-jim-jordan-this-fall)**
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> Several candidates will be trying to unseat conservative Rep. Jim Jordan this November. The field of three Democrats and an independent will be competing in a duck-shaped district drawn to keep the seat in Republican control. Ohio 4th Congressional...

Looks like a freakin’ Tetris piece.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/4 "2021-01-13T02:11:44Z")

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Urbana Ohio??? My dad went to college there in the late '30s. I ate at a cafeteria (Mickey’s?) there when I was 10.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/5 "2021-01-13T04:00:26Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> “…in a duck-shaped district…”

Couldn’t be more appropriate for that quack of a Congressman.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/6 "2021-01-13T04:55:35Z")

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And this is really why republicans are angry. Despite all their Gerrymandering and voter suppression they still end up losing.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/7 "2021-01-13T05:18:35Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> I refer to him as Jim Jordan R-Gerrymander.

I call him Jim “_I’m only a little more guilty than Joe Paterno_” Jordan. R-Enabler.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/8 "2021-01-13T12:55:25Z")

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I think it’s best to refer to him as Gym Jordan, since he pointedly ignored the abuse happening right under his nose at the gym when he was a wrestling coach.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/9 "2021-01-13T13:52:35Z")

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Dang, I meant to post this in the BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/10 "2021-01-13T13:55:29Z")

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nm I haven’t had enough coffee yet and confused myself.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/11 "2021-01-13T15:37:06Z")

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I kept getting Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows mixed up when Meadows was still a US Representative. It hardly mattered because they were indistinguishable, jockeying for position to see who could brown-nose Trump’s ass better, like the ass-kissing boot-licking twins from hell that they are. They’d often appear side by side either trying to discredit some Trump critic, or singing the praises of Dear Orange Leader. Not a shred of decency between the two of them.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/12 "2021-01-13T15:48:07Z")

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JohnT originally posted something about this, but I will now forever think of them as Jim Beavis and Matt Butthead.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/0LuCocT.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/0LuCocT.png)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/13 "2021-01-13T15:52:51Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> It hardly mattered because they were indistinguishable, jockeying for position to see who could brown-nose Trump’s ass better, -

How was there any room with Pence and Graham in the way? Or is this an example of quantum tunneling?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/14 "2021-01-13T16:09:33Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> How was there any room with Pence and Graham in the way? {…}

One can only assume you’ve been spared from the reality of just how big Trump’s ass is.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/15 "2021-01-13T16:11:16Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > How was there any room with Pence and Graham in the way? {…}
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> One can only assume you’ve been spared from the reality of just how big Trump’s ass is. -

All along, he wasn’t playing multi-dimension chess, it was multi-dimension ass.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-jordan-spineless-pos/930389/16 "2021-01-13T19:47:24Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> How was there any room with Pence and Graham in the way? Or is this an example of quantum tunneling?

Never ask questions that you don’t want the answer to.

You have been warned. Do not look at the spoiler unless you want to dredge up long (hopefully) forgotten memories (or were very lucky and avoided this somehow).

goatse
