# Jimmie Johnson: "a sprinkle on your dick" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 24, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808 "2009-11-24T18:34:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/1 "2009-11-24T18:34:39Z")
Jimmies, in parts of the Northeast, are otherwise known as “sprinkles,” and a Johnson is a–well, you get the picture. The idea is to find people whose first name and last name are both words with generally understood meanings as well as proper names, and your job is to provide a visual image for whatever combinations you can find with such meaning. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/2 "2009-11-24T18:54:22Z")
I can’t take credit for these; they came from Chicago DJ Steve Dahl, many years ago. Chicago mayor Richard Daley -\> Dick Daily. What every woman allegedly wants. Chicago politician Richard Phelan -\> Dick Failin’. What every man fears. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/3 "2009-11-24T19:07:22Z")
If mild puns are permitted, Dusty Rhodes, 3-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion, and dusty roads, ie driving during a drought. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/4 "2009-11-25T12:43:18Z")
Sticking with sports figues/penis references: **Peter (Pete) Rose**. Yes it did, and hopefully will again. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/5 "2009-11-25T13:55:53Z")
Dick Trickle always sounded like something you should see your urologist for. ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/6 "2009-11-26T00:13:21Z")
[Ginger Minge](http://www.generally-speaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ginger-minge.JPG) (SFW) Lower right hand corner ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/7 "2009-11-26T00:32:52Z")
Donald, Duck! (Warning to Mr. Trump, during an out-of-control _Apprentice_ Board Room) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/8 "2009-11-26T03:28:02Z")
[Pepper Johnson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_Johnson). Um, better yet…please don’t! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/9 "2009-11-26T03:47:32Z")
Hugh Jackman. “He’s got a huge ackman!” ---
**Author:** ![Obeseus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbce88/32.png) [@Obeseus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obeseus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/10 "2009-12-04T03:15:47Z")
Baseball player Rusty Kuntz. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/11 "2009-12-04T03:25:00Z")
Name and position, football, Wide receiver, Fair Hooker. Wide receiver gives a nice picture by itself. Especially in the spread offense. Place kicker, Happy Feller. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/12 "2009-12-04T07:36:16Z")
Richard Keith “Dick” Armey: When your dick isn’t good enough to be like Rambo, you need a Dick Armey. “Stormin’ Norman” Schwarzkopf: I always thought his last name sounded like “schwartz,” which is Yiddish for the ol’ ying-yang (Thanks Spaceballs!) “Dick Cough” would be funny enough, but the Stormin part just puts this one over the top for me. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/13 "2009-12-04T09:50:48Z")
The name [Harry Colon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Colon) always used to crack me up. ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/14 "2009-12-11T19:48:50Z")
New Hampshire has a few good ones… [**Richard “Dick” Swett**](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett) - Former US house of Reps. Dick Tingloff - an insurance agent for State Farm in Merrimack NH. ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/15 "2009-12-12T22:04:42Z")
I’m stealing this from somewhere, I think on these boards. Magic Johnson: The possession of which allows the dude to look so great even after 18 years of being of HIV+. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/16 "2009-12-12T22:31:55Z")
Former VP of the Olympic Committee : Dick Pound. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/17 "2009-12-12T22:48:10Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > “Stormin’ Norman” Schwarzkopf: I always thought his last name sounded like “schwartz,” which is Yiddish for the ol’ ying-yang (Thanks Spaceballs!) “Dick Cough” would be funny enough, but the Stormin part just puts this one over the top for me. Actually, you misheard the Yiddish word-- Schvantz is the (or one) Yiddish word for “dick.” “Schwartz” just means “black.” (His last name translates literally into “blackhead,” which is funny enough, if infected-pimple humor appeals to you.) ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/18 "2009-12-13T12:45:27Z")
I have a customer of mine named Richard Berning, and yes, he goes by Dick. What were his parents _thinking_? What kind of high school ribbing did _that_ guy take? To be fair, he’s like 6’5" and about 275lbs, so maybe he welcomes the attempts to make fun of him. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/19 "2009-12-13T15:56:25Z")
Wasn’t there a professional athlete named Dick Butkiss? Please don’t make me draw you a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmie-johnson-a-sprinkle-on-your-dick/518808/20 "2009-12-13T21:13:57Z")
It’s [Dick Butkus](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus)- and he would kick your ass if you laughed at his name! 😉