# Jimmy Carter and the Killer Rabbit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [July 7, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794 "2007-07-07T01:27:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![David\_M.Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@David\_M.Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_M.Ryan)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/1 "2007-07-07T01:27:42Z")

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I recently found the following website with very good photos of said Prez and the putative ‘killer rabbit’. There is both a close up of said bozo bunny and the original photograph, reproduced in high res. The rabbit type ears are clearly visible, knocking out the contention that it was a ‘nutria’. Google a nutrai and you will see that the nutria has a beaver shaped had with eensy peensy ears (Hey… I’m from Canada. I know about this stuff!). So, the debate is now on again… it was a rabbit, but what were it’s intentions and it’s politics?  
Sincerely,  
Long time SD fan.  
Dave Ryan  
[http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer\_rabbit.html](http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/2 "2007-07-07T01:59:32Z")

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I remember that incident very well. We we were all rolling around laughing in tears when it occurred. Even back then, there were all sorts of “conspiracy theories” about it being a KGB rabbit agent and such, but they were all tongue-in-cheek. Apparently, it was a real rabbit with some sort of beef. All witnesses to the event verified it was definitely a rabbit.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/3 "2007-07-07T02:05:55Z")

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Since it was trying to seize a watercraft by force, it was a Pirate Rabbit.  
Who, obviously, could have easily defeated a Ninja Rabbit in battle.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/4 "2007-07-07T02:21:03Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB, David.

A link to the column in question is appreciated. This is the one: [What was the deal with Jimmy Carter and the killer rabbit?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_019.html)

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/5 "2007-07-07T04:03:22Z")

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I’ve owned rabbits and found one attacking the President to be completely true to form. People think they’re like Thumper, but Bugs Bunny is closer. I presume the Secret Service frisked it for custard pies.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/6 "2007-07-07T07:45:39Z")

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[That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look! That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide. It’s a killer!](http://youtube.com/watch?v=5V3NJi3WRKY)

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/7 "2007-07-07T13:52:48Z")

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My wife refers to her two [bunnies](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/essellburns/cuddle.jpg) as **Fluffy Avatars of Malevolence**.

I believe the story.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/8 "2007-07-08T03:24:27Z")

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[QUOTE=dropzone]  
I presume the Secret Service frisked it for custard pies.  
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Or pulled one out from their custard-pie holder and whapped it in the face.

Say, since Carter tried to whack the poor little bunny with his oar, don’t you think he should return his Nobel Peace Prize?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/9 "2007-07-08T03:25:29Z")

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Duplicate deleted. ☹

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/10 "2007-07-09T23:37:13Z")

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submitted for your approval

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez5QPW-ku4)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/11 "2007-07-10T03:56:43Z")

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[QUOTE=outlierrn]  
submitted for your approval

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_Ez5QPW-ku4/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Ez5QPW-ku4?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque  
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I… I… I am in awe. That is one kickass rabbit.

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**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-carter-and-the-killer-rabbit/410794/12 "2007-07-10T16:43:02Z")

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Rabbits will kick your ass and send you home crying, I kid you not. I had a 35 lb Flemish Giant who, when he was not happy about something, would chase you around the house trying to bite your foot.
