# Jimmy crack corn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471 "2012-04-01T14:04:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/1 "2012-04-01T14:04:13Z")

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And I don’t care.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/2 "2012-04-01T14:17:08Z")

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Has Cecil gone away?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/3 "2012-04-01T17:39:37Z")

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Corncasm Johnson is right.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/4 "2012-04-01T19:22:22Z")

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Cecil hasn’t gone away.  
Jimmy, however, may be drunk out of his mind. See: [Who is Jimmy and why does he crack corn?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1288/who-is-jimmy-and-why-does-he-crack-corn)

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/5 "2012-04-01T19:51:16Z")

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Bender crack corn and he is great - take that you stupid corn!

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/6 "2012-04-01T22:11:01Z")

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Jimmy crack corn and I could care less.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jimmy-crack-corn/617471/7 "2012-04-01T23:16:26Z")

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How’s Walter Cornkite doing these days?