# Joan Rivers has died \[updated thread title\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 28, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771 "2014-08-28T17:20:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771/121 "2014-09-06T14:40:19Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I know she’d be the first to make a joke about this:
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> So will she be cremated or recycled?  
> So long, Joan.

> [@Marley23](#):
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> Cremated? You mean melted down.

> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> Recycled.

Hey, get your own jokes! 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771/122 "2014-09-06T15:23:07Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Hey, get your own jokes! 😛

Try:

“Hey, Carnivorousplant tells some of my funniest jokes!”

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771/123 "2014-09-06T23:38:41Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Hey, get your own jokes! 😛

SORReee. I thought I’d seen it somewhere else, didn’t intend to steal it from my own digital tribe.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joan-rivers-has-died-updated-thread-title/696771/124 "2014-09-08T05:29:51Z")

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They held her funeral today. 30 of the mourners took turns driving a stake through her heart.

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