# Jock straps

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924 "2003-12-04T13:01:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/41 "2003-12-05T22:23:34Z")

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**lauramarlane** , here’s another piece of guy info. You know how it looks like baseball players, particularly pitchers, are scratching themselves in the crotch? They’re not really scratching themselves. When the pitcher throws a pitch, his body is spiralling around an axis centered on his pelvis. This often throws the plastic cup inside his jock strap out of alignment — painful. The pitcher is trying to move the cup back into place over his privates.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/42 "2003-12-05T22:34:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Walloon \*  
> \*\ ***lauramarlane** , here’s another piece of guy info. You know how it looks like baseball players, particularly pitchers, are scratching themselves in the crotch? They’re not really scratching themselves. When the pitcher throws a pitch, his body is spiralling around an axis centered on his pelvis. This often throws the plastic cup inside his jock strap out of alignment — painful. The pitcher is trying to move the cup back into place over his privates. \*\*

Heh…I vowed not to wash my cup until we won. I was usually scratching 😉

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/43 "2003-12-05T22:37:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ravenman \*  
> \*\*I was watching an NFL Films show on ESPN 2 about a week ago and they had a ten minute segment about football players getting knocked in the nards. I’m no sadist, but it was the best NFL Films short I’ve ever seen. Apparently, football coaches often say, “Ah, he’s ok. Just just got hit in the \*\*\*\*\*.”
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> And, apparently, a lot fewer pro football players wear cups than I would have thought. They had quite a few interviews with players that said they couldn’t run fast with them on, so they don’t wear 'em. \*\*

Gives a whole new meaning to the term sacked, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![zlexiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecae2f/32.png) [@zlexiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zlexiss)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/44 "2003-12-06T01:51:57Z")

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I wear a strap and cup in ice hockey each week. While you notice it a bit at first, after about 10 minutes on the ice you forget about it and just play. Though skating might be an easier motion than running, where there’d be more chafing going on.

Lockz - those goalie ones are _huge_. Nothing getting through that thing. Our goalie’s has a big bullseye painted on the front of it, just to tempt fate.

-Jeff

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/45 "2003-12-06T03:19:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by zlexiss \*  
> Lockz - those goalie ones are _huge_. Nothing getting through that thing. Our goalie’s has a big bullseye painted on the front of it, just to tempt fate.
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> -Jeff

Ha ha ha. That’s funny.

Welcome to the boards, **zlexiss**.

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**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/46 "2003-12-06T03:51:16Z")

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I play a lot of sports, and it depends on the sport as to whether or not I wear a jockstrap.

Hockey - Jock and cup  
Football - Nothing  
Soccer - Nothing

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/47 "2003-12-06T08:20:43Z")

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Two jock memories:

Humiliation as I went to the men’s clothing store to buy school clothes and my mother was with me. Reading from the list of things sent from the school, she said, “What, you need to have a jockstrap?”  
If a 12 year old boy could have died of embarrassment, my funeral would have been the next day.

Fast forward to Berlin.  
Working out at a gym a couple of times a week. A month later a German guy at the gym asks me if I had been in a car accident. I was surprised and the question and said no. “They why do you always wear that truss.”

Actually…for those so inclined, there are websites dedicated to photos of men wearing nothing but jocks. I won’t/can’t post a link here, but a clever search engine would be able to find it for you.

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jock-straps/216924/48 "2003-12-06T13:39:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Walloon \*  
> \*\ ***lauramarlane** , here’s another piece of guy info. You know how it looks like baseball players, particularly pitchers, are scratching themselves in the crotch? They’re not really scratching themselves. When the pitcher throws a pitch, his body is spiralling around an axis centered on his pelvis. This often throws the plastic cup inside his jock strap out of alignment — painful. The pitcher is trying to move the cup back into place over his privates. \*\*

And here I’d always been thinking that those guys were all a bunch of pervs! This makes so much more sense. I still prefer my perv theory, though. So, why are football players always slapping each other on the ass then? Is it an undergarment adjustment thing, some form of behavioral modification, or they just like it? 😉

**Casey1505** , all I have to say to that is----EWWWW! Jeez, I hope for the sake of all those around you that you won soon.

**DMark** –I have a similarly humiliating girl story I can share. When I was in ninth grade I went school shopping with my mom. She was helping me in the dressing room and the place was packed with other girls and their moms. When I took my top off my mom exclaimed rather loudly, “isn’t that the same training bra I got you in fourth grade?!” And it was, too. ☹ But, just a year later, I was wearing her size 🙂

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