# Joe Arpaio forms "posse" to investigate Obama birth certificate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 20, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956 "2011-09-20T15:45:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956/41 "2011-09-21T02:56:43Z")

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> [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> Due to budget constraints that part will be played by Arpaio himself in drag…

How much money would they need to cast Don Rickles instead?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956/42 "2011-09-21T09:38:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Aren’t there _any_ rules as to how he gets to spend the taxpayer’s dollars?

He saves so much money by starving prisoners that he can afford to investigate the president.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956/43 "2011-09-21T15:38:58Z")

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> [@BigShooter](#):
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> Hate to see what a wet crazy feels like…

It’s all a matter of context.

Putting on a wet crazy bathing suit is bad.

Wet crazy sex is good. . . so very, very good.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-arpaio-forms-posse-to-investigate-obama-birth-certificate/596956/44 "2011-09-21T16:10:56Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> Too bad it’s uncredited. I wanted to nominate the author of that sentence as Arpaio’s vice retard running mate.

Suggested headline: “Arpaio Wants Tea Party On His Posse, Babe.”

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