# Joe Biden is so senile **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/1 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")
How senile is he? He doesn’t realize he’s waging a war on Catholicism despite being a Catholic himself. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/2 "2024-03-11T17:38:23Z")
Can you be a little more coherent and give us some context as to what in the hell you are blathering about? ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/3 "2024-03-11T17:38:31Z")
Is there some context here? (Ha! Ninjaed!) ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/4 "2024-03-11T17:40:08Z")
For the record, if we could make it to the border of the Vatican, actually invading the Vatican itself would be a piece of cake. Getting through Italy might be tricky – maybe a cruise missile sent from the Mediterranean could take out the pope? ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/5 "2024-03-11T17:43:41Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > He doesn’t realize he’s waging a war on Catholicism despite being a Catholic himself. As a lapsed Catholic, I’m happy to suggest that Catholicism deserves a war that destroys it utterly. BTW, what did Joe do? I could use a smile. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/6 "2024-03-11T17:44:04Z")
Joe Biden is so senile he doesn’t know what the fuck this thread is about either. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/7 "2024-03-11T17:46:02Z")
Why did I even open this thread? I’m damaging enough brain cells in the Trump threads as it is. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/8 "2024-03-11T17:47:48Z")
I don’t know what Miller will decide, but I did flag the thread. Click bait title, empty content & a joke? thread is pretty bad combo. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/9 "2024-03-11T17:49:02Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > For the record, if we could make it to the border of the Vatican, actually invading the Vatican itself would be a piece of cake. I don’t know-- the Swiss guard armed with those halberds are pretty formidable looking… [![](https://media.cntraveler.com/photos/5a9337b4d363c34048b35c0c/16:9/w_1920,c_limit/See-the-Swiss-Guards-_Getty_2018_GettyImages-821800896.jpg) ](https://media.cntraveler.com/photos/5a9337b4d363c34048b35c0c/16:9/w_1920,c_limit/See-the-Swiss-Guards-_Getty_2018_GettyImages-821800896.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/10 "2024-03-11T17:49:08Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > For the record, if we could make it to the border of the Vatican, actually invading the Vatican itself would be a piece of cake. Eh, the Swiss Guard isn’t just for show. Might be harder than you think. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/11 "2024-03-11T17:50:23Z")
“The Presidential address? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/12 "2024-03-11T17:58:35Z")
I’m assuming this is about some Republican accusation after something Biden either said, did, or did NOT say or do. Or something they only thought or imagined he said or did. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/13 "2024-03-11T18:01:05Z")
Joe Biden is so senile, he’s masterminding clever plots against himself to get reelected by propping up Donald Trump. (There’s someone out there who believes this.) ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/14 "2024-03-11T18:01:37Z")
80s Comedian: Joe Biden is so senile… Crowd: How senile is he? 80s Comedian: He’s so senile, he created a thread on the SDMB with no content at all. OK, I won’t quit my day job. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/15 "2024-03-11T18:02:03Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Eh, the Swiss Guard isn’t just for show. Might be harder than you think. Equal parts dangerous and fabulous ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/16 "2024-03-11T18:02:22Z")
Come on, this is obviously the new “Yo mama is so fat…” joke. “Jo Biden is so senile, he forgot to screw up the State of the Union Address!” Okay, I’ll admit, that one needs some work. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/17 "2024-03-11T18:03:20Z")
A definition of ‘catholic’ means “including a wide variety of things; all-embracing”. So maybe the OP meant that Biden does not appreciate variety, and is engaging in a small ‘c’ “war on catholicism”. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/18 "2024-03-11T18:03:42Z")
This reminds me of the old Match Game gameshow. **Gene Rayburn:** Joe Biden is soooo senile… **Crowd:** HOW SENILE IS HE? **Gene:** He’s so senile, when gives a press conference, he forgets to \! **Crowd:** \ ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/19 "2024-03-11T18:03:57Z")
> [@solost](#): > > all-embracing …sounds kinda pan-sexual to me… ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/20 "2024-03-11T18:04:53Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > …sounds kinda pan-sexual to me… Whaddaya expect from them DemonRats. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710.md?page=2)