# Joe Biden is so senile **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/21 "2024-03-11T18:14:05Z")
I’m sorry, I thought the “joke” was obvious- it was a lame attempt to highlight the idiotic assertions of the MAGAts. Close the thread if you like. Or pit me for starting shitty threads, lord knows this isn’t the first 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/22 "2024-03-11T18:16:22Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I’m sorry, I thought the “joke” was obvious- it was a lame attempt to highlight the idiotic assertions of the MAGAts. What idiotic assertions? And please try to remember that when you read a news article or see something on tv, we are not in the room with you seeing the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/23 "2024-03-11T18:16:58Z")
Poe’s Law strikes again. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/24 "2024-03-11T18:17:26Z")
Oh, the OP was being Trump’s version of “sarcastic.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/25 "2024-03-11T18:19:05Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > What idiotic assertions? The notion that the gov is conducting a war on the Catholic church. That’s pretty idiotic. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/26 "2024-03-11T18:20:45Z")
Abdel Fattah el-Sisi is still the most senile president, though ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/27 "2024-03-11T18:21:52Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > The notion that the gov is conducting a war on the Catholic church. That’s pretty idiotic. That’s true. But, personally, I haven’t seen that particular accusation. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/28 "2024-03-11T18:22:04Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > The notion that the gov is conducting a war on the Catholic church. That’s pretty idiotic. As is the notion that cats can operate bulldozers. One more time: Would you mind pointing out where someone is accusing Biden of waging war on the Catholic Church? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/29 "2024-03-11T18:22:32Z")
He’s so senile, he forgot to steal his State of the Union address from Neil Kinnock. He’s so senile, everytime he sees a little girl he thinks he’s in a “Gee, your hair smells terrific.” commercial. He’s so senile, he thinks Blair House is the servants quarters. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > One more time: Would you mind pointing out where someone is accusing Biden of waging war on the Catholic Church? Greg Abbott found out the Pope is Argentinian so now he wants to bus Francis to Denver. I’m sure if I post enough jokes here, one will be funny. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/30 "2024-03-11T18:28:13Z")
The Pope is so senile he voted for Biden! Does that seem clearer? (This is me being funny.) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/31 "2024-03-11T18:30:45Z")
Joe Biden is so senile that when he left the Mexican border totally open he forgot to tell Homeland security, and they keep turning people back. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/32 "2024-03-11T18:34:12Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > I’m sure if I post enough jokes here, one will be funny. Same reason I buy lottery tickets, then? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/33 "2024-03-11T18:35:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Same reason I buy lottery tickets, then? Exactly! He’s so senile, when he boards Air Force One he asks to say hi to the Wright Brothers… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/34 "2024-03-11T19:01:42Z")
He’s so senile he thinks he’s Biden! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/35 "2024-03-11T19:09:50Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > I’m sure if I post enough jokes here, one will be funny. Don’t quit your day job. Someone needs to suck the farts out of the couch cushions at the airport. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/36 "2024-03-11T19:10:41Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Someone needs to suck the farts out of the couch cushions at the airport. Let me know when you retire then. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/37 "2024-03-11T19:11:16Z")
…Guffaws and slaps thigh… ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/38 "2024-03-11T19:31:44Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > **Gene:** He’s so senile, when gives a press conference, he forgets to ! Fred Grandy: wake up Brett: put on his diaper Charles: breathe Debralee Scott: press Richard: read Fannie: go ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/39 "2024-03-11T19:32:20Z")
Joe Biden is so senile he forgot to get IBTL. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/40 "2024-03-11T19:37:25Z")
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