# Joe Biden is so senile **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/41 "2024-03-11T19:49:56Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Can you be a little more coherent and give us some context as to what in the hell you are blathering about? Loosely translated: “Biden bad. Trump good.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/42 "2024-03-11T20:04:04Z")
Alternative translation: “Look at me, I’m a dumbshit.” ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/43 "2024-03-11T20:09:38Z")
This thread should be illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/44 "2024-03-11T20:10:04Z")
If I was making a bid for attention, I assure you it wouldn’t be in the form of a lame ass thread like this. It was a swing and a miss, nothing else. I’ve already forgiven myself. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/45 "2024-03-11T20:19:06Z")
Go forth and sin no more, my son. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/46 "2024-03-11T20:31:05Z")
Joe Biden is so senile he forgot old white guys are supposed to be republicans. To be serious though… I grokked what the op was going for immediately as I’ve seen some of the same stories. Magats are trying to hang the hypocrite label on Biden because he’s pro-choice but also Catholic. (It’s like they think it’s still the 1950s) A swing and a miss as a joke unfortunately. If it hadn’t been such a sensitive subject I don’t think you would have gotten the reaction you did. Just a note I think a few extra lines and maybe a link to a relevant news story would have gone a long way. And just for the record please note that the below link is only provided for education. I do not agree with anything in it and will not defend it. > **[Catholic Bishop Responds to Biden Pro-Abortion Rally in VA: ‘This is Clearly...](https://catholicvote.org/catholic-bishop-responds-biden-pro-abortion-rally-in-va/)** > > CV NEWS FEED // Bishop Michael Burbidge of Arlington criticized President Joe Biden’s pro-abortion rally that took place in Virginia this week and said “it is… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/47 "2024-03-11T20:42:18Z")
At least he hasn’t Rick-rolled us like Melanoma did. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/48 "2024-03-11T20:44:38Z")
Joe Biden is so senile he thinks you can rewrite ‘so old’ jokes and replace the ‘so old’ with ‘so senile’ . . . oh wait, that’s Saint\_Cad. ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/49 "2024-03-11T20:53:43Z")
I imagine it has to do with Biden’s disapproval of the overturning of Roe vs Wade. He issued a Presidential Memorandum directing agencies to consider further efforts to support patients, providers, and pharmacies who wish to legally access, prescribe, or provide medical abortion. He supports reproductive rights, unlike the most vocal trumpsters. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/50 "2024-03-11T21:18:08Z")
And he opposes child molestation, unlike the Pope. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/51 "2024-03-11T21:22:41Z")
If being actively pro-choice and Catholic is a sign of senility, then I know a lot of senile Catholics (some quite young.) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/52 "2024-03-11T21:25:05Z")
I seem to remember the Pope actually saying something about respecting the separation of Church and State. So that would suggest to me that he would not be for enshrining the Catholic belief on abortion into secular law. Or, at least, would let that be something up to the individual. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/53 "2024-03-11T21:32:49Z")
Biden’s much better than Trump, after all, Biden’s forgotten more about Government than Trump will ever know. But on the other hand, Biden’s forgotten more about Government than Trump will ever know. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/54 "2024-03-11T22:20:15Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > a lame ass thread like this ![](https://media4.giphy.com/media/14e5M1adodXpspqrGT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952lc810fvfoyauit7ao1dgg0qtnbtrt63lgciamnmm&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/55 "2024-03-11T22:29:21Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > For the record, if we could make it to the border of the Vatican, actually invading the Vatican itself would be a piece of cake. Getting through Italy might be tricky Wonder if it’s possible to invade from space in a way that you don’t enter Italy. It may be very expensive and technologically challenging but also you wouldn’t need that many special forces to take it as long as the Vatican doesn’t have the Arc of the Convenient. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/56 "2024-03-11T22:40:20Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > Arc of the Convenient. I’m guessing this is a weapon that melts Nazis, but is really easy to find and use. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/57 "2024-03-11T22:49:10Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I’m guessing this is a weapon that melts Nazis, but is really easy to find and use. [![](https://namebrandketchup.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/how-convenient-church-lady.jpg) ](https://namebrandketchup.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/how-convenient-church-lady.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/58 "2024-03-11T23:07:36Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Getting through Italy might be tricky Getting through the traffic in Rome will be trickier. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/59 "2024-03-11T23:26:51Z")
I’d like to make a prediction. This thread is either going to turn into one of the most epic of all time or it’s going to fall down the page and we’ll all forget about this in a couple of days. Probably the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/60 "2024-03-11T23:29:07Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > or it’s going to fall down the page and we’ll all forget about this in a couple of days. Probably the latter. Hopefully. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710.md?page=4)