# Joe Biden is so senile **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/61 "2024-03-11T23:35:27Z")
Trump’s had more divorces than Biden’s had abortions. So Democrats don’t need to worry about the Catholic vote. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/62 "2024-03-11T23:52:31Z")
Joe Biden is so senile … he spent time trying to figure out what Trump was trying to say! Joe Biden is so senile … he believes Trump’s doctor’s certification of Trump’s robust health! IE we could do endless jokes on however often we’re told (generally by sensationalist or right-leaning “news”) that he’s too old, weak, or senile that the Projection from the Right is an World Record IMAX screen level release of Dune 2 in surround sound. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/63 "2024-03-11T23:54:11Z")
Joe Biden is so senile … he wasted months of his presidency believing the modern Republican party is composed of reasonable people who would be open to discussion and compromise! ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/64 "2024-03-12T00:06:51Z")
Mods: Please move this thread to Thread Games. (Just kidding. Well, halfway.) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/65 "2024-03-12T01:13:19Z")
Senile? He’s swimming in it! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/66 "2024-03-12T02:16:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > > [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > > > I’m sure if I post enough jokes here, one will be funny. > > Same reason I buy lottery tickets, then? Why are you hoping to find one funny lottery ticket? ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/67 "2024-03-12T13:15:03Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Why are you hoping to find one funny lottery ticket? Does Czarcasm need a reason why? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/68 "2024-03-12T13:19:45Z")
So they can laugh all the way to the bank? ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/69 "2024-03-12T18:09:31Z")
Joe Biden is so senile… ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/70 "2024-03-12T18:18:29Z")
Seen on Reddit, “I don’t have the time to dye my hair, get a fake orange spray tan and sit in a makeup chair. I have shit to do. If I look old doing it I really do not care.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/71 "2024-03-12T18:24:36Z")
I think you mean un-documented. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/72 "2024-03-12T18:34:03Z")
Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/73 "2024-03-12T19:16:38Z")
how senile is he 😐 ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/74 "2024-03-12T19:38:47Z")
He is so senile…he can hide his own Easter eggs. 😁 Thank you Atamasama. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/75 "2024-03-12T23:40:05Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > If I was making a bid for attention, I assure you it wouldn’t be in the form of a lame ass thread like this. It was a swing and a miss, nothing else. I’ve already forgiven myself. Well, that’s _one_ person who has forgiven you this waste of time thread… ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/76 "2024-03-13T01:33:08Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Well, that’s _one_ person who has forgiven you this waste of time thread… I know that you and I don’t get along, but may I help you fill the time lost by reading this thread? First, click [this](https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/106874616-1619550612719-2021-04-27T181848Z_1912904517_RC2I4N9QZZKU_RTRMADP_3_HEALTH-CORONAVIRUS-BIDEN.jpg?v=1619550653&w=740&h=416&ffmt=webp&vtcrop=y) And then [click this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEXQmehNj7o). (Best Wishes, she who hates me) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/77 "2024-03-13T02:08:42Z")
I, for one, welcome a nice waste of time. I’m only gonna blow that time elsewhere if not here. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/78 "2024-03-13T11:08:55Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > Joe Biden is so senile… …he thinks he’s in Egypt. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/79 "2024-03-13T14:25:58Z")
Senile is NOT just a river in Egypt. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/80 "2024-03-13T14:34:06Z")
I think the Swiss Guard are an actual elite fighting unit. Sure they have the pointy sticks and colorful uniforms but, if it came to it, I think they are pretty well armed and trained. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710.md?page=5)