# Joe Biden is so senile

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710 "2024-03-11T17:33:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/81 "2024-03-13T14:42:04Z")

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**Joe Biden is SO SENILE THAT–he looks like a genius, compared to Trump.**  
Seriously, I’ve kept track of both, and Joe is in much better shape, mentally and physically.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/82 "2024-03-13T14:43:35Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> Wonder if it’s possible to invade from space in a way that you don’t enter Italy.

That’s what the Mobile Infantry is for! [Would you like to know more?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdrjzE1SE58)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/83 "2024-03-13T15:16:07Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> > [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> > If I was making a bid for attention, I assure you it wouldn’t be in the form of a lame ass thread like this. It was a swing and a miss, nothing else. I’ve already forgiven myself.
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> Well, that’s _one_ person who has forgiven you this waste of time thread…

That takes me back. Remember the olden days, when limited bandwidth was considered a (plausibly) legitimate reason to decry hijacks? 😃

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/84 "2024-03-14T06:17:19Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Remember the olden days, when limited bandwidth was considered a (plausibly) legitimate reason to decry hijacks? 😃

I have limited bandwidth.

I’m talking about my attention span of course.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/85 "2024-03-14T06:30:29Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> I don’t know-- the Swiss guard armed with those halberds are pretty formidable looking…

Meh, they’re a bunch of hacks.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/86 "2024-03-14T20:08:27Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Senile is NOT just a river in Egypt.

It’s also a river in Sudan.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-biden-is-so-senile/998710/87 "2024-03-15T15:31:39Z")

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> [@saucywench](#):
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> Joe Biden is so senile…

… that he not only forgot to rob the country blind, he forgot to slather himself with thick lead-paint based orange sunblock…

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