# Joe Millionaire play-by-play (it's on right now!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070 "2003-01-07T02:22:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/141 "2003-01-30T02:24:41Z")
And you **know** that Melissa, too. Crap. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/142 "2003-01-30T02:24:54Z")
The best part of the show so far was the puzzle. As I mentioned on Fathom, who here took one look at that and said “I choo choo choose you!” That was the end of her. Too bad, b/c I think they would actually get along after the deception. And of course, in case you haven’t heard, Sarah is a former star of [bondage](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030129/ap_on_en_tv/tv_millionaire_fetish_1) movies. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/143 "2003-01-30T02:38:13Z")
[Joe Millionaire Finalist's Kinky Career | The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kozer1.html) \<–pics 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/144 "2003-01-30T02:49:25Z")
And after seeing those pics, that movie looks about as sexy as _Pillow Talk_. ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/145 "2003-01-31T05:36:57Z")
They even tied her toes together. That’s _adorable_. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/146 "2003-01-31T06:09:34Z")
the toes thing was the best part, wasn’t it?? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/147 "2003-01-31T06:41:46Z")
Hmmm … I notice a link on that [thesmokinggun.com](http://thesmokinggun.com) webpage that points to a picture of Evan wearing nothing but speedo briefs… ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/148 "2003-01-31T07:34:33Z")
Evan modeled California Muscle briefs, not Speedo. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/149 "2003-01-31T08:39:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > And of course, in case you haven’t heard, Sarah is a former star of [bondage](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030129/ap_on_en_tv/tv_millionaire_fetish_1) movies. \*\* Well, if he marries Sarah, it could be a very interesting honeymoon.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/150 "2003-01-31T18:38:17Z")
So the question is - was she just doing it for the money, or is she into the kinky bondage stuff? Either way :eek: (slurp, gulp) ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/151 "2003-01-31T19:49:00Z")
What if Sarah “wins” and acts outraged when she learns Evan’s secret? This show is such a guilty pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/152 "2003-02-02T02:00:58Z")
That was my thought – especially after Melissa said something to her about how Sarah had done things she said she wouldn’t do on TV. Wouldn’t do?! Jeez… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/153 "2003-02-02T04:39:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slacker \* > \*\*:eek: (slurp, gulp) \*\* Don’t get your hopes up **too** much for what those sound effects represented. Second Base sounds pretty much the same as Third Base does. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/154 "2003-02-02T06:46:45Z")
I took them for kissing sounds… what did you take them for? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/155 "2003-02-02T07:28:05Z")
I, too, took them for kissing sounds. The question being, **what** was being kissed? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/156 "2003-02-03T16:26:00Z")
Latest bizarre JoeM news: According to IMDB and AICN, Evan has recently read for the part of Superman Weird… I can actually kinda see him as Supes, but not as Clark. But then again, we all know how great he is at acting like someone else. “And to think, Lois, here I am, a superhero, and 3 weeks ago I was driving a bulldozer… er I mean, writing for the newspaper.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/157 "2003-02-03T22:49:18Z")
tracer said: > [@](#): > > The question being, what was being kissed? The _Chicago Tribune_ had an article that claimed it was the first sex act on network television – though heard and not seen. So they seem to think it was more than a kiss. Personally, I just think it was some making out, and Fox WANTS us to think otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caesar_s_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/158 "2003-02-03T23:38:45Z")
IMHO it was just making out, with Fox’s little editorial comments, I guess 😛 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/159 "2003-02-04T02:18:44Z")
Melissa’s not a first move kind of girl. _splort_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/160 "2003-02-04T02:48:18Z")
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