# Joe Millionaire play-by-play (it's on right now!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070 "2003-01-07T02:22:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/161 "2003-02-04T03:09:54Z")
“No, that’s ravioli” - Sarah ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/162 "2003-02-04T03:18:02Z")
the ho-bag got the bag! woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/163 "2003-02-04T03:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*the ho-bag got the bag! woohoo! \*\* It would’ve been better if she won and then to see her expression when she found out her prince is really a pauper! hee! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/164 "2003-02-04T03:23:29Z")
“Extraneously intellectual”!?!?!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/165 "2003-02-04T03:30:19Z")
“And then the sun setted.” ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/166 "2003-02-04T03:32:22Z")
“The Sun Setted” Heh. You all know Zora will win, right? Sarah’s being set up as such a tramp and a bitch, there’s no way we can go for her. It would be much too awful. Maybe they won’t give us the happy ending. I’ll respect them more if they don’t. It’s obvious that the producers are just using poor Evan. He’s just a big manchild/underwear model. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/167 "2003-02-04T03:36:33Z")
Ok, so how many times and with how many girls has Evan had sex at this point? [on the show] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/168 "2003-02-04T03:45:57Z")
Twice, both times with Sarah. (I wonder if she kept her toes tied together?) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/169 "2003-02-04T03:51:15Z")
I dunno, he and Melissa were smooching a lot, snuggling a lot, she was all over him, and he took her to the bedroom… ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/170 "2003-02-04T04:05:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > **It would’ve been better if she won and then to see her expression when she found out her prince is really a pauper!** Oh, the producers are a step ahead of you! _All_ seventeen of the women will be brought back for the moment of revelation when they learn Joe Millionaire is really Joe Thousandaire. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/171 "2003-02-04T04:11:23Z")
I suspect none of them has actually had sex with him. Yes, the producers want us to _think_ they have. But considering his guilt and his comment that he never has lied to get a woman into bed, I don’t think he’s taken any of them to bed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/172 "2003-02-04T05:15:51Z")
I thought it was hilarious how Evan kept staring at Melissa’s cleavage, then later, Melissa was staring at Evan’s crotch. From three inches away, even. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/173 "2003-02-04T05:34:02Z")
Classic quote from Feb. 3 episode came, once again, from “Mercenary” Melissa, who thought this was a compliment when she spoke it to Evan: “You’re an average person . . . You don’t have a lot on your mind.” ---
**Author:** ![Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caesar_s_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/174 "2003-02-04T05:35:50Z")
I don’t think Zora really had that dream. She has suspicions, and made it up to see how Evan would react. I agree…Zora will win… ooh the looks on everyone’s faces is gonna be funny! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/175 "2003-02-04T05:38:36Z")
So will next week’s episode be the last one, or will they have one more where he explains it? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/176 "2003-02-04T06:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Classic quote from Feb. 3 episode came, once again, from “Mercenary” Melissa, who thought this was a compliment when she spoke it to Evan: “You’re an average person . . . You don’t have a lot on your mind.” His response is even better…“I tried to listen toher, but I was distracted…” ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/177 "2003-02-04T06:46:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*So will next week’s episode be the last one, or will they have one more where he explains it? \*\* Mrs. H told me that the final episode will be shown in two weeks and will be two hours long. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/178 "2003-02-04T14:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Walloon \* > \*\*Classic quote from Feb. 3 episode came, once again, from “Mercenary” Melissa, who thought this was a compliment when she spoke it to Evan: “You’re an average person . . . You don’t have a lot on your mind.” \*\* I liked it even more when she was talking about how they were sitting on the beach, “and then the sun setted.” And Zora’s too good for him. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/179 "2003-02-04T14:13:27Z")
Does anyone doubt that FOX is gonna give Evan a million bucks at the end of the show, after the reveal? ---
**Author:** ![Zazie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Zazie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zazie)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070/180 "2003-02-04T14:37:47Z")
We don’t know, a lot of people think that it could happen, as far as I know, it’s just rumors, Kid. The show was horrible! It really is getting pretty bad, only Zora is here to save those poor girls. I can’t believe I used to say Melissa was “nice” at first, argghh… what an idiot she is. Glad she’s gone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-millionaire-play-by-play-its-on-right-now/147070.md?page=10)