# Joe Theismann and his goddamn aged prostate... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704 "2013-01-10T02:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/1 "2013-01-10T02:00:16Z")
Are going to force me to stop watching MSNBC. Every two minutes is another commercial for SuperBetaProstate. If it didn’t work so well, there’s no way they would have sold over 5 million bottles nationwide!! Ahhhhh! Get out of my head! [Super Beta Prostate TV Commercial Featuring Joe Theismann - iSpot.tv](http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7k3A/super-beta-prostate-featuring-joe-theismann) (this is what I’m talking about. I tried to use the hyperlink function but for some reason it wasn’t working) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/2 "2013-01-10T02:02:18Z")
I still remember when he threw that interception in the flat against the Raiders in the Super Bowl. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/3 "2013-01-10T03:46:27Z")
Every time I hear that commercial, I hear Lucy going on about SuperVitaVegimeatamitemint. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/4 "2013-01-10T17:03:09Z")
Is this the one featuring the testimonial from the guy named “Ken P.”? Loved that touch. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/5 "2013-01-10T17:38:25Z")
I just can’t believe how far he’s fallen since his glory day of calling Danny Woodhead “Danny Woodcock.” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/6 "2013-01-10T18:00:04Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Is this the one featuring the testimonial from the guy named “Ken P.”? Loved that touch. LMAO! Yes! I didn’t notice that little gem until after seeing the commercial quite a few times. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/7 "2013-01-11T01:12:33Z")
I don’t mind that nearly as much as I hate the [stamps.com](http://stamps.com) commercials. “Can you print only stamps? No.” Um…it’s a printer. Of course you can print other stuff. (and yeah…I know they mean “are there other types of postage I can print?”…but that’s not what she says!) -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/8 "2013-01-11T01:32:46Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > I don’t mind that nearly as much as I hate the [stamps.com](http://stamps.com) commercials. “Can you print only stamps? No.” Um..it’s a printer. Of course you can print other stuff. > > (and yeah..I know they mean “are there other types of postage I can print?”..but that’s not what she says!) > > -D/a It’s not so much the commercial itself that gets me rather than the frequency of it’s airing. I didn’t mind it the first hundred times; I even found subtle humor tucked into little bits of it (such as the “Ken P.” testimonial). But after about a thousand times of hearing old Joe talk about how young he and his wife feel after sleeping through the whole night, I can’t stands no more! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe-theismann-and-his-goddamn-aged-prostate/646704/9 "2013-01-15T05:29:38Z")
I still remember the Monday Night game when he broke his leg. ABC kept showing the replay over and over, and none of the MNF crew saw what happened so they kept replaying it. Grisly. That was Theismann’s last game. He never played again.