# Joe **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848 "2011-08-16T01:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/21 "2011-08-16T12:45:19Z")
> [@YaraMateo](#): > > Sorry. I’ll keep that in mind, but no plans on pitting anyone else. Awww, **Dio** hasn’t been pitted in at least a month. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/22 "2011-08-16T12:48:07Z")
What Chevy Chase thread? Pit threads are supposed to be all angry and full of relevant links. Now, I gotta search to find WTF the pitter or pittee is supposed to be pissed about. I may as well get some actual work done. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/23 "2011-08-16T13:12:43Z")
Man… I was hoping to find out where he was going with that gun in his hand, too. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/24 "2011-08-16T13:16:00Z")
There **is** more than one Joe on this board. You fucking attention hog. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/25 "2011-08-16T14:45:07Z")
This is the latest in a series of threads in which two posters are arguing about some stupid grudge and I have no fucking idea why. We can do better. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/26 "2011-08-16T14:55:47Z")
I have no idea what’s going on here. Luckily, I also don’t care! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/27 "2011-08-16T15:02:44Z")
> [@YaraMateo](#): > > You’re a hypocrite. You can do what you want, but you feel you can say who’s posts are releveant or not to threads. And others can respond (or not respond) to that as they want. I fail to see the problem. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/28 "2011-08-16T15:28:16Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > And others can respond (or not respond) to that as they want. I fail to see the problem. This is the part that confuses me, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/29 "2011-08-16T15:46:04Z")
Well, maybe if “Joe” was a moderator and had the ability to ban posters for speaking out while preventing others from doing so (or threatening to prevent them from doing so) while he himself spoke out. I wouldn’t bother calling him a hypocrite, though. Just an asshole, and I would say goodbye to the board in that post and move on. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/30 "2011-08-16T16:26:15Z")
OK just so everyone is on the same page here: Someone bumped a 6 year old thread about Chevy Chase [Why does everyone (seemingly) hate Chevy Chase? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300253) to correct a spelling error in one of the ancient posts. So \*\*YaraMateo \*\*said: > [@Why does everyone (seemingly) hate Chevy Chase?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-everyone-seemingly-hate-chevy-chase/287990/84): > > People who do thing like this (and there’s been a lot of it lately) should be banned. And then \*\*wheresgeorge04 \*\*said: > [@Why does everyone (seemingly) hate Chevy Chase?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-everyone-seemingly-hate-chevy-chase/287990/87): > > I just strained my optic nerve, my eyes rolled so hard. > > Joe Sometime a day or two later \*\*Twickster \*\*opened a thread to share a link to something she thought was cool. > [@Cartoon skeletons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-skeletons/592786/1): > > These are too cool. Ignore the fact that duck beaks are not made of bone, 'kay? So then \*\*YaraMateo \*\*said: > [@Cartoon skeletons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-skeletons/592786/9): > > This is kind of old… And then \*\*wheresgeorge04 \*\*said: > [@Cartoon skeletons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-skeletons/592786/10): > > You bitch and moan about zombies, now you bitch about a thread started today as “kind of old.” What the fuck do you want from us? > > Joe And then this snoozer of a Pit thread was born. As an aside, during the melee \*\*Colibri \*\*used the term: “_Horny sheath_” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it! > [@Cartoon skeletons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-skeletons/592786/16): > > Actually, they are, at least inside. The outside is a horny sheath. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/31 "2011-08-16T16:56:01Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > \honestly, it’s not like a Pitting is REALLY a badge of honor. :smack: \ You’re just jealous because _you’ve_ never been Pitted. {preens} > [@Crazyhorse](#): > > \ > > As an aside, during the melee \*\*Colibri \*\*used the term: “_Horny sheath_” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it! Heh heh - you said “horny.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/32 "2011-08-16T17:21:45Z")
People who call for others getting banned for doing something they don’t like should be banned. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/33 "2011-08-16T17:48:32Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > And then this snoozer of a Pit thread was born. > > As an aside, during the melee \*\*Colibri \*\*used the term: “_Horny sheath_” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it! If you think it might liven things up, I could toss in some more risque terms from ornithology. Great Tit Brown Booby Oxpecker Sapsucker ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/34 "2011-08-16T17:57:52Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > If you think it might liven things up, I could toss in some more risque terms from ornithology. > > Great Tit > Brown Booby > Oxpecker > Sapsucker Shocking!! This is worse than that Richard Pryor album about Ornithology from '77! ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/35 "2011-08-16T18:09:47Z")
I love it when \*\*Colibri \*\*starts talking dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/36 "2011-08-16T18:43:13Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > There **is** more than one Joe on this board. You fucking attention hog. > > -Joe > [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Right. This is about Merijeek, right? > > Joe Well, now I’m embarrassed. I can’t believe I didn’t check to see if I was mentioned first. I guess I’m just that humble or something. I’m going to flex in front of a mirror and admire my humility. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/37 "2011-08-16T18:53:41Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > I love it when \*\*Colibri \*\*starts talking dirty. We’ve got the birds covered. Now we need someone to cover the bees. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/38 "2011-08-16T19:12:14Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > I love it when \*\*Colibri \*\*starts talking dirty. What are you wearing.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/39 "2011-08-16T19:58:30Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > So \*\*YaraMateo \*\*said: > > And then \*\*wheresgeorge04 \*\*said: > > Sometime a day or two later \*\*Twickster \*\*opened a thread to share a link to something she thought was cool. > > So then \*\*YaraMateo \*\*said: > > And then \*\*wheresgeorge04 \*\*said: [Catherine Zeta Jones]I just can’t do it alone![/CZJ] ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/40 "2011-08-16T20:37:18Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > [Catherine Zeta Jones]I just can’t do it alone![/CZJ] Sigh. Bryan. You really know how to crack me up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848.md?page=3)