# Joe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 16, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848 "2011-08-16T01:15:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/41 "2011-08-17T03:20:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> [Catherine Zeta Jones]I just can’t do it alone![/CZJ]

Bravo!!!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/42 "2011-08-17T05:37:11Z")

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> [@kidchameleon](#):
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> Awww, **Dio** hasn’t been pitted in at least a month.

That may have something to do with the fact that he just recently came off a one-month suspension.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/43 "2011-08-17T05:51:21Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> \<snip\>. I’m going to flex in front of a mirror and admire my humility.
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> -Joe

Nobody has humility like you, baby. That’s some fiiiiine humility you got there.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/44 "2011-08-17T10:42:09Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> If you think it might liven things up, I could toss in some more risque terms from ornithology.
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> Great Tit  
> Brown Booby  
> Oxpecker  
> Sapsucker

I can’t believe you left out BushTit.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/45 "2011-08-17T11:36:46Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> Joe? What happened to George?

He’s hanging out with Waldo. Incognito.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/46 "2011-08-17T12:37:57Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> That may have something to do with the fact that he just recently came off a one-month suspension.

Excuses, excuses. 😉

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/47 "2011-08-17T12:50:53Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> We’ve got the birds covered. Now we need someone to cover the bees.

I like my women like I like my coffee - covered in bees.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/48 "2011-08-17T13:10:04Z")

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What a lame pitting.

I haven’t been this disappointed since I learned the horehound a friend offered me was a throat lozenge.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joe/592848/49 "2011-08-17T14:49:31Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> I can’t believe you left out BushTit.

One of my favorite titles of a scientific article is _Blue Tits in Winter._

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