# John Corrado, huh? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607 "2000-10-11T23:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/1 "2000-10-11T23:54:05Z")
Q: What could be worse that a lawyer? A: A _mod_ lawyer. Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/2 "2000-10-12T00:01:29Z")
Friends don’t let friends date John Corrado. ---
**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/3 "2000-10-12T00:08:57Z")
John Corrado the moderator The lawyer and the poet Now, John Corrado the thread terminator Trolls be careful and don’t blow it ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/4 "2000-10-12T00:09:13Z")
Congratulations, John! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/5 "2000-10-12T00:15:20Z")
Lynn, 'Gene, and John: Father, Son and Holy Ghost? Or Lucifer, Antichrist and False Prophet? You decide. Tear 'em up, John. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/6 "2000-10-12T00:23:53Z")
Congrats, Johnnie Boy, you gerbil squickin’ piano felchin’ horse mungin’… ah well you get the point. Kick some ass, man. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/7 "2000-10-12T00:24:55Z")
Oh great. Now you get to stop liking me… Ow! Uncle Beer! Stop hitting me! That wasn’t about you; You _never_ liked me!! 😉 Good show, JC! * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, two days, 22 hours, 25 minutes and 17 seconds. 7437 cigarettes not smoked, saving $929.67. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/8 "2000-10-12T00:46:24Z")
Hey Satan, this might be the first moderator you’ve slept with!!! _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/9 "2000-10-12T00:50:27Z")
Shit now this place has gone to hell in a handbasket. 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/10 "2000-10-12T03:01:11Z")
Like, groovy, Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/11 "2000-10-12T03:04:12Z")
First Thought: What the FUCK? The PIT needs three mods? Second Thought: Swell. ANOTHER Republican moderator. Is **Cecil** clearing these, or leaving it up to that right-wing fascist bastard **Zotti?** Third Thought: That screen name still makes me think of a…no, I can’t say it, even in the Pit. Fourth Thought: Congratulations, JC…you know I’ve always loved you, right? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/12 "2000-10-12T03:16:00Z")
Um. Apparently, I need to go check my e-mail… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/13 "2000-10-12T03:21:08Z")
I always knew the kid had promise … [Crash Davis] They’re calling you up to the show. When you get there, your gonna get lighted up. But you just keep acting cocky and confident.[/Crash Davis] ---
**Author:** ![xThea\_Logica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/6bbea6/32.png) [@xThea\_Logica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xThea_Logica)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/14 "2000-10-12T03:39:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*First Thought: What the FUCK? The PIT needs three mods? > > \*\* Um, yeah. I mean, if Danielinthewolvesden and I decide to slug it out again, it’ll take at least three mods to keep us from inflicting permanent psychological harm on each other. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/15 "2000-10-12T03:43:04Z")
Okay, I’ve checked my e-mail, and apparently, yes, I’m a moderator. So get yer asses in line. 'Specially you, **Uke** - I know all about what you com-symp pre-verts are up to. And it’s disgusting. …a _lawyer_? Why the hell do people think I’m a lawyer? My entire knowledge of the American Judicial system is based upon repeated watchings of “Law and Order”, which means I’d survive about three minutes in a regular courtroom. Anyways, thanks, and many felches right back at ya. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/16 "2000-10-12T03:51:38Z")
Does this mean that we can’t do that thing we were going to do to John ? I mean now he has some stroke around here, we could get into trouble. Especially you men who were going to… well y’all know what you were going to do. Perverts. I would have tried to rotect you John, really I would have. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/17 "2000-10-12T04:06:58Z")
Welcome aboard, John. Say goodbye to any spare time you had. In fact, say goodbye to your life. But it’s worth it. Don’t worry about the branding iron, we all went through it and we all lived. But, whatever you do, do NOT drink Ranger Jeff’s coffee. He’s not real active on this board any longer…but the memory of his coffee lingers. As do the dent marks where he missed the cup and “poured” it on the table. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/18 "2000-10-12T04:14:33Z")
Hmph… and when _I_ asked to be a Mod, they dipped me in hot tar and covered me in jelly donuts, then dropped me off at the police officer’s ball. Man, you don’t know terror until you’ve been ravaged by a hundred rabid cops in a feeding frenzy… (In others words, Johnny-boy, congratulations. Now all you have to do is master the usage of the word “mung”) ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/19 "2000-10-12T04:23:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Corrado \* > \*\*Um. > Apparently, I need to go check my e-mail… \*\* Good to see I’m not the only clueless one around… did I type that out loud? 😃 Congrats, John… [sub]tiggeril is your friend… tiggeril is your friend… tiggeril is your friend…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/20 "2000-10-12T04:42:44Z")
I imagine that your experience playing **Diplomacy** will stand you in good stead here! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607.md?page=2)