# John Corrado, huh? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607 "2000-10-11T23:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/21 "2000-10-12T04:48:00Z")
I still love you, John! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/22 "2000-10-12T05:03:25Z")
John, youā€™re a mod?? This is definite proof of Hell on Earth. Congrats, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/23 "2000-10-12T05:13:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\*Lynn, 'Gene, and John: > Father, Son and Holy Ghost? > Or Lucifer, Antichrist and False Prophet? > \*\* Interesting analogies. Iā€™m glad you chose those two, because Iā€™m not about to touch _The Good, The Bad and The Ugly_ā€¦ Geez, if we get a fourth mod someone would have to be Ringo. Good to have ya, JC. Hope you like IP numbers. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/24 "2000-10-12T05:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Interesting analogies. Iā€™m glad you chose those two, because Iā€™m not about to touch The Good, The Bad and The Uglyā€¦ Personally, I was envisioning Larry, Curly and Moe. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/25 "2000-10-12T06:11:18Z")
I was envisioning Ding, Dong, and Dell. I think Iā€™m weird. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/26 "2000-10-12T07:33:48Z")
That should have been I would have tried to **p** rotect you. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/27 "2000-10-12T08:36:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thea Logica \* > Um, yeah. I mean, if Danielinthewolvesden and I decide to slug it out again, itā€™ll take at least three mods to keep us from inflicting permanent psychological harm on each other. > > \*\* Agi, you did see my apology to you, in GD, right? And, umm, do you know youā€™re not supposed to have 2 names? Better 'fess up and have them delete this one. John as a moderator, eh? Well, he is pretty smart, but he gets kinda rude once in a while. I hope you tone it down, now that you are ā€œofficialā€. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/28 "2000-10-12T09:19:48Z")
I suppose Coldfire will be nextā€¦ šŸ˜‰ I was thinking of the Briab Boytano song from South Park:- What would John Corrado do, If he mod right now? Iā€™m sure hed lock a thread or 2, Thats what John Corrado do (congrats, JC) ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/29 "2000-10-12T10:46:31Z")
Cool! A moderator that I actually know in the flesh! Er, I mean, not that I actually _know_ anything about his, umm, _flesh_, reallyā€¦ Anyway, I look forward to seeing a demonstration of your new awsome mod-powers at the next DC/Balt Dopefest. You can change water into the alcoholic beverage of our choice, now, right? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/30 "2000-10-12T11:50:22Z")
Congrats John. Geeesh, we gotta stop adding these mods, I mean I love ya guys but I only got so much love to go around. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/31 "2000-10-12T12:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*John as a moderator, eh? Well, he is pretty smart, but he gets kinda rude once in a while. I hope you tone it down, now that you are ā€œofficialā€. \*\* Yeah, we demand that you tone it all the way down to Alphageneā€™s level. Thereā€™s a veritable paragon of politeness for you to emulate. :rolleyes: Hey, I like you just the way you are. Should we expect to see obscure references to 17th century Maryland in the Pit now? I canā€™t wait. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/32 "2000-10-12T14:53:34Z")
\*\*John Corrado wrote: ā€¦_a lawyer_? Why the hell do people think Iā€™m a lawyer? My entire knowledge of the American Judicial system is based upon repeated watchings of ā€œLaw and Orderā€, which means Iā€™d survive about three minutes in a regular courtroom.\*\* John, if you need legal advice, just ask **Wildest Bill**! Heā€™s been sued 8 times in the last 10 years so he has **PLENTY** of advice to give you! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/33 "2000-10-12T14:58:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alphagene \* > **Geez, if we get a fourth mod someone would have to be Ringo.** ā€¦so which one of you is The Cute One? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/34 "2000-10-12T15:01:35Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > \*\*John Corrado wrote: > > ā€¦_a lawyer_? Why the hell do people think Iā€™m a lawyer? My entire knowledge of the American Judicial system is based upon repeated watchings of ā€œLaw and Orderā€, which means Iā€™d survive about three minutes in a regular courtroom.\*\* This \*\*doesnā€™t \*\* qualify you as being a lawyer? :grumble grumble: well, congrats are on back order here, semi feel we know each other - after all, My SO went to the same high school around the same time as your uncle. It just doesnā€™t get any closer than that! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/35 "2000-10-12T16:36:11Z")
DAMNIT! I knew I should have gotten the shameless flirting and buttering-up in before the Fall Equinox. Now heā€™s gonna know Iā€™m doing it just to earn some leeway. But JC, that IS a fantastic haircut. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/36 "2000-10-13T03:33:57Z")
Youā€™re a sneaky one, **Satan**. Convincing me that I shouldnā€™t sleep on the floor, and offering me the solo bed in that room ā€¦ just so you could sleep with a future moderator. Be careful, **Drain Bead** , you donā€™t know what his agenda _really_ is. šŸ˜› (BTW, congrats **John**!) ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/37 "2000-10-13T05:01:40Z")
Erā€¦ you know I was just kidding with that not showering quip, right? Right? :: wondering why I suddenly have an itchy feeling between my shouldblades :: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/38 "2000-10-13T13:45:08Z")
**Cranky** - sorry, but youā€™re about five years too late with that line. Itā€™s hard to have a fantastic haircut when one doesnā€™t have much hair to cut. ---
**Author:** ![Thirsty4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/39 "2000-10-13T13:55:54Z")
John Corrado, So this is the reason you abandoned the Teeming Millions team on Pyroto so you can be a Moderator? Heck you canā€™t Banish, Reduce, Kamikaze, Demote, Drain or do any other fun spells. All you can do is edit threads and threaten to sick an Administrator on them if they posters really get out of line. šŸ˜‰ Seriously, congratulations. (I miss you on Paz. You do know you can be both right?) Rhiannon (now Aversiera) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/40 "2000-10-13T14:20:02Z")
[hijack] RHIANNION!!! How the hell are ya! We miss you! Youā€™re missing all the fun! Well, we havenā€™t had much fun recently, but Iā€™m sure thatā€™d change if you came back from whereever you are with Jek! šŸ˜‰ [/hijack] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607.md?page=3)