# John Corrado, huh? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607 "2000-10-11T23:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/61 "2000-10-17T16:58:29Z")
And the Scouts are worried about gay scoutmasters. What kind of warped sense of self-worth would these kids get with a _misanthrope_ for a mentor? Mr. P-n-P’s common sense? Okay, with my trusty .22 Browning Buckmark 5.5" target pistol, open sights and a Weaver stance at 50 yds. I noticed that even after his outburst about my stupidity, he felt compelled to add the word “volunteer” to his revised statement. I guess his common sense didn’t allow him to recognize the fact that I might actually read his entire post. He just assumed I’d fly right by it. Eh, not quite in the X-ring is it? Ah, well. I guess I better work on my breathing exercises. However, he is right on one thing, I’m _not_ smart enough to be an attorney. I foolishly decided engineering would be more rewarding and the hell with the money. See, I’m not too bright, am I? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/62 "2000-10-17T17:06:33Z")
_If I were not on SDMB Something else I’d rather be! If I were not on SDMB A WINDOW CLEANER me! With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there And a scrub-scrub all day long With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there I’d sing my merry song!_ ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/63 "2000-10-17T17:15:03Z")
I’d be a great scoutmaster thank you. I’d teach those little runts all about ecology by making them pick up all the cigarette butts I toss on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/64 "2000-10-17T23:51:56Z")
Sounds like you’d make a good Smokey the Bear as well.😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/65 "2000-10-18T04:54:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*_If I were not on SDMB > Something else I’d rather be! > If I were not on SDMB > A WINDOW CLEANER me! > With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there > And a scrub-scrub all day long > With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there > I’d sing my merry song!_ \*\* You win! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vincenz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/48db29/32.png) [@vincenz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vincenz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/66 "2000-10-18T19:53:02Z")
Geez, with “friends” calling you satan and asking you to tone down for the pit :eek:, looks like you need some better comebacks than “Um…”. How about “With friends like you, who needs enemas?” Haha. 😃 A little toilet humor. (yes, I know, _very little_ ) Well, glad to see there’s more deputies to form the posses with. Good luck, I think you’ll need it. ---
**Author:** ![Pit\_Meister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Pit\_Meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pit_Meister)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607/67 "2000-10-18T22:20:38Z")
Here’s a Say hi from the new guy, J.C. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-corrado-huh/36607.md?page=3)