# John Fetterman really needs to resign

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 4, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875 "2025-05-04T22:13:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/223 "2025-07-12T01:04:12Z")

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Politwits

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/224 "2025-07-12T01:48:39Z")

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I have not read the entire thread. I have to work at 5am. I think ICE and homeland security have been so poisoned and tainted by their own actions that abolishing them, and creating a new better trained, unmasked, and _ **accountable** _ agency is crucial to anyone ever trusting and/or supporting them.

Frankly, all ice officers and their enablers should be arrested and tried for their many crimes. It’s a lot more consideration than they afford to the people they kidnap, arrest, and abuse.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/225 "2025-07-12T03:01:32Z")

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> [@filmore](#):
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> If we need to use a cork board and red yarn to clarify what a Fetterman means, it’s a good sign that he’s not fit to be a politician.

[![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzIxZmIzYjEtZGMyZi00NDAwLWJmODktYTAwOWU2ZjkwZjdlXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzIxZmIzYjEtZGMyZi00NDAwLWJmODktYTAwOWU2ZjkwZjdlXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/226 "2025-09-04T14:28:55Z")

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> **[Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/sharonk.bsky.social/post/3lxxwguu6rs2q)**

Fetterman is totally onboard with giving Trump the power to murder a bunch of people in a boat with no due process!

Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/227 "2025-09-04T14:32:40Z")

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That post is not visible unless you are signed in. Copy/paste or screenshot please?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/228 "2025-09-04T15:04:47Z")

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Can’t figure out the screenshot, but it’s Fetterman posting that he “fully supports confronting the scourge of cartel drug trafficking” over an article about the destruction and murder without due process in the Caribbean.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/229 "2025-09-04T23:50:04Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Copy/paste or screenshot please?

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/HqhPrjE.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/HqhPrjE)

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/230 "2025-09-04T23:53:34Z")

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And naturally Fetterman is sharing a Faux News version of the story with his dumb opinion.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/231 "2025-09-05T03:03:11Z")

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What drug smugglers fill a 15 foot boat with 11 people? Wouldn’t it be more profitable to fill it with drugs instead? Something doesn’t add up…

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/232 "2025-09-05T04:00:15Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Something doesn’t add up…

You’re forgetting that Hispanics and ways to fuck with their lives is crack for conservatives.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/233 "2025-11-13T19:13:13Z")

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> **[Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized after fall near his home](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fetterman-hospitalized-after-fall/story?id=127494952)**
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> Sen. John Fetterman's office reported the Pennsylvania Democrat had "sustained a fall" near his home in Braddock, Pennsylvania, during an early Thursday morning walk.

A “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” sounds a lot better than “cardiac arrest”.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/234 "2025-11-13T19:29:19Z")

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Wrong link

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/235 "2025-11-13T19:36:19Z")

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Rick Wilson, he of the Lincoln Project, said in a video I saw yesterday that he expects Fetterman to change parties. Wish I could link to it but I don’t remember which one (he posts many), it was.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/236 "2025-11-13T19:51:44Z")

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He lies and says he’s a loyal Dem  
Can’t bind a Fetterman

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/237 "2025-11-13T20:03:11Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Can’t bind a Fetterman

Boooo!

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/238 "2025-11-13T20:05:42Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Can’t bind a Fetterman

Yaaaayyy!!

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/239 "2025-11-13T20:28:50Z")

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Great. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![betonbill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@betonbill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betonbill)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/240 "2025-11-13T20:31:24Z")

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The fall and cardiac flare-up gives him the perfect opportunity to retire with dignity. Hope he takes the opportunity he has been offered.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/241 "2025-11-13T20:48:23Z")

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I don’t know if he’s long for this world. His giant body seems to be doing everything it can to reject life every chance it gets.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/242 "2025-11-13T21:32:59Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> His giant body seems to be doing everything it can to reject life every chance it gets.

Reminds me of…

> his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

– From Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, of course.

Joking aside, I’m with @betonbill - I was originally slightly skeptical of the actual severity of his health (mental or otherwise), but he needs to put his health first. Clinging to a political power that seems to make him truly unhappy based on some reporting is only going to make things worse, as the demands he step down increase based on his unreliability to the Democratic voters.

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