# John Fetterman really needs to resign

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 4, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875 "2025-05-04T22:13:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/285 "2026-01-08T12:56:39Z")

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That dude has genuine mental issues, and has maybe been a Republican in sheep’s clothing all along.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/286 "2026-01-08T13:13:50Z")

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I don’t think it’s possible to cleanly separate his current weirdness from his last couple years of neurological crises. If Oliver Sacks were still alive, Fetterman could be the subject of a new book, _The Man Who Passed Out as an Ordinary Guy and Woke Up as a Fucking Asshole._

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/287 "2026-01-08T17:03:41Z")

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Remember: We just need the Democrats to sweep the midterms and all the insanity stops!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/288 "2026-01-09T04:05:19Z")

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My MAGA brother-in-law posted on Facebook tonight that the only Democrat in Congress that makes any sense is the guy that had a stroke.

I told him that’s not the pwn he thinks it is.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/289 "2026-01-09T04:12:09Z")

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Veering way off topic: I once saw a parody of “The Man Who Mistook….” that was called “The Man Who Mistook His Ass For A Hole In The Ground.”

I liked Dr. Harold Klawans’ books a lot better. He was lesser known, lived in the Chicago area, and died too soon in the late 1990s. He subspecialized in Parkinson’s but did do overall neurology. My own favorite story from him was when his daughter, upon learning of Jerzy Kosinski’s suicide, said, “Dad! He had one of your diseases!” (I don’t think this was ever officially confirmed, but there was a rumor that his suicide was due to finding out that he had ALS.)

Let’s resume our regularly scheduled programming.

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/290 "2026-03-05T04:47:50Z")

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-sigh-

Whatever his issues, physical or mental health, I think he needs to resign as a representative for _Democrats_ after this last issue:

> **[How each senator voted on an effort to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers | CNN...](https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/04/politics/who-voted-war-powers-senator-iran-vis)**
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> Republican senators rejected a war powers resolution on Wednesday that would have required the Trump administration to seek congressional approval before continuing military action against Iran.

> Republican senators rejected a war powers resolution on Wednesday that would have required the Trump administration to seek congressional approval before continuing military action against Iran.
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> Democratic Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania joined Republicans to vote against it.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/291 "2026-03-05T16:38:28Z")

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Turns out that Fetterman is a war-hawk like Lindsey Graham. He is a certified DINO (Democrat in name only).

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/292 "2026-03-05T17:04:38Z")

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Honestly, I think he’s brain damaged and/or mentally unwell.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/293 "2026-03-05T17:21:31Z")

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A perfect fit for the Republican party!

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/294 "2026-03-05T18:55:44Z")

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I’ve continually said - trolling others on Xwitter and like sites - that Fetterman was one more stroke away from being brain-damaged enough to be a Trump supporter.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/295 "2026-03-06T01:20:37Z")

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/296 "2026-03-06T01:37:46Z")

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Of course Sen. Fetterman (R) is an AYE. It’s not long till he is Sen. Fetterman (M).

M for MAGA in case my dumb humor wasn’t obvious.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/297 "2026-03-06T02:01:15Z")

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I beginning to suspect Fetterman got an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/298 "2026-03-06T02:39:39Z")

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I fear a scenario where the Democrats flip four Senate seats in November and win the majority, then Fetterman changes parties and tosses it back to Thune.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/299 "2026-03-06T03:14:01Z")

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Fetterman had a significant stroke during his campaign, and was later hospitalized for treatment-refractory depression. You’re correct on both counts.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/300 "2026-03-06T03:28:02Z")

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I know. He needs to be in treatment, not the Senate.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/301 "2026-03-06T17:47:56Z")

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He doesn’t have to change parties. By consistently voting with Republicans, it doesn’t matter what letter is behind his name, he is helping Republicans have a majority.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/302 "2026-03-06T18:34:20Z")

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How is it we finally get rid of Manchin and Sinema, then immediately someone else takes over the “inside the tent pissing in” role for the Democrats?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/303 "2026-03-06T18:49:50Z")

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It’s like the Sith rule of two. Manchin and Sinema were struck down, so Fetterman shows up.

MACE WINDU : There is no doubt. The mysterious goober in the hoodie is a Sith.  
YODA : Always two there are…no more…no less. A master and an apprentice.  
MACE WINDU : But which one is the goober, the master or the apprentice?

They give each other a concerned look.

_Scene_

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-fetterman-really-needs-to-resign/1017875/304 "2026-03-06T20:05:06Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> He doesn’t have to change parties. By consistently voting with Republicans, it doesn’t matter what letter is behind his name, he is helping Republicans have a majority.

It makes a pretty big difference as to who he votes for for Majority Leader.

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