# John Kerry NOT 1) charged with DUI, 2) anti-gay bigot, 3) flip-flopper! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398 "2004-09-28T01:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/21 "2004-09-28T03:06:05Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > 1. Not being amused at the string of overheated (by both sides) political threads means I don’t care about my country? Correct. And if you disagree, it means you have syphillis. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/22 "2004-09-28T03:08:26Z")
Ahh, now I’ll end up a Lord Randolph Churchill and not a Winston Churchill… ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/23 "2004-09-28T03:58:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Brutus** , is that the only word you know? Did you have a stroke or something, is that the reason why lately everyone seems to be a “retard” to you? You _may_ notice that I reserve the hallowed title for witless **Equipose**. Don’t worry, I don’t hold any of the kool-aid drinking anti-Bush crowd in high regard, but **Equipose** strikes me as being particularily stupid; the sort of person that is going to actually cry when Bush wins in November. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/24 "2004-09-28T05:07:45Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > You _may_ notice that I […blah blah blah…] **Equipose**. Don’t worry, I […blah blah blah…] but **Equipose** […blah blah blah…] If you’re going to insult someone, you really ought to spell the name correctly. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/25 "2004-09-28T06:22:27Z")
Go easy on **Brutus;** the guy’s a Retard (with a capital “R”). ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/26 "2004-09-28T07:55:54Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Brutus** , is that the only word you know? Did you have a stroke or something, is that the reason why lately everyone seems to be a “retard” to you? > > You might wanna get that tic checked out. To ask if he had a stroke is to assume that his posts at one time _were_ intelligent. They never were. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/27 "2004-09-28T08:46:03Z")
While I am flattered by the attention, you folks are wasting precious seconds which could be used to start even more ‘OMG HALLIBUSHCO STOLE MY BABY!’ threads! Good God, people! Without your immediate and OCD-like attention, THE WORD ISN’T GETTING OUT! **rjung** , I task you with spamming GD with nothing but your amazingly stupid and predictable one-liners! **Guinastasia** , naive posts about current events and plenty of bad slash-fiction await! **Equipoise** , without more your amazingly stupid posts, how will people know who to vote for? Now jump to, my little and not-so-bright winged monkeys! Go do your duty! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/28 "2004-09-28T09:09:38Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > **stpauler** ’s is typical partisan screed; I’d expect similarly accurate thread titles from **Reeder** or, back in the day, **december**. Or, for that matter, **Equipose**. By the way, would you knee-jerk partisans make up your mind about wether CNN is a bastion of liberal bias or a den of conservative iniquity? Wolf Blitzer is getting whiplash. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/29 "2004-09-28T11:21:39Z")
Can anyone provide linkage to whatever the OP is talking about? Thx ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/30 "2004-09-28T11:23:16Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Can anyone provide linkage to whatever the OP is talking about? > > Thx Fuck it I’ll provide my own. > **[Kerry is an anti-gay bigot and a flip-flopper.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277520)** > > In this thread, beagledave appropriately points out that John Kerry (et al) is advocating the same position that Bricker was positing. The position that there should be civil unions and not marriages for gays. Sol Grundy then goes on to insinuate... ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/31 "2004-09-28T11:41:32Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Jumpin’ Jehosephat, you need to calm the fuck down. The most popular thread ever generated on this board has what, maybe thwenty thousand views? I’m guessing the chances of any one thing said on this board swinging the election one way or another are somewhere down at the end of this string of zeroes: > > .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 > > Right, there it is. See? For those of you keeping score at home, that is 1E-307. And I think the most popular thread ever was when the board was Slashdotted with bad Lord of the Rings parodies. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398/32 "2004-09-28T13:15:21Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Now jump to, my little and not-so-bright winged monkeys! Go do your duty! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-kerry-not-1-charged-with-dui-2-anti-gay-bigot-3-flip-flopper/266398.md?page=1)