# John McCain to resign on 4th of July

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [July 2, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132 "2018-07-02T02:36:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 5

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132/81 "2018-07-06T04:39:09Z")

</div>

… and Dyson vacuum cleaners…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132/82 "2018-07-06T04:55:44Z")

</div>

> [@JohnT](#):
>
> … and Dyson vacuum cleaners…

Indeed, I was just about to remark on that omission. Besides Freeman, we also care deeply about Sir James Dyson, inventor of the Dyson Dual Cyclone bagless vacuum cleaner, an indispensable aid to aliens for vacuuming up water from the rings of Saturn, according to the outstanding reportage of the _Santa Monica Observer_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132/83 "2018-07-06T05:23:58Z")

</div>

The URL of that wonderful news source probably is spelled incorrectly as a clue for perceptive people to realize that their site is not exactly the best place to get facts.

Although they probably don’t need the help.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132/84 "2018-07-06T07:34:59Z")

</div>

> [@JohnT](#):
>
> The Dyson Sphere-O-Vac!

**RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NUTS!!!**

The **Dyson Sphere-O-Vac** is not connected in _ **ANY WAY** _ with Dyson Ltd., the British vacuum cleaner manufacturer \*\*started by James Dyson!!!  
\*\*  
The Sphere-O-Vac is named for the **Dyson Sphere** needed to generate **enough power to run a Sphere-O-Vac!!!**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132/85 "2018-07-06T12:10:13Z")

</div>

> [@wolfpup](#):
>
> That’s not news! The fabulous paper that **HurricaneDitka** uses as a reliable source has been reporting on UFOs for years, along with many other marvelous happenings:

All the other sources, with reporters and stuff, are fake news, don’t 'cha know. Except Alex Jones; he always tells the truth.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/john-mccain-to-resign-on-4th-of-july/817132.md?page=4)