# JohnClay's toys discuss girls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447 "2015-12-27T03:27:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/1 "2015-12-27T03:27:57Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17573359&postcount=20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17573359&postcount=20) > [@](#): > > …you are not allowed to make topics that are about any of the following anymore: Your wife, your personal relationships with others, sex, or sexuality… In 2006 for the first time I made some improvised videos using toys. In the following one a young bear talks to his father about girlfriends. I am assuming that talking about girlfriends in the way I did isn’t really about sexuality. Though sexuality can mean “a person’s sexual orientation or preference” - e.g. simply mentioning a mother and father could be considered to be talking about “sexuality”. But I am assuming that that isn’t the meaning they meant. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8ySK6XtjUds/hqdefault.jpg "Feb 2006 - father and son talk") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ySK6XtjUds) ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/2 "2015-12-27T03:47:07Z")
[quote=“JohnClay, post:1, topic:741447”] [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17573359&postcount=20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17573359&postcount=20) In 2006 for the first time I made some improvised videos using toys. In the following one a young bear talks to his father about girlfriends. I am assuming that talking about girlfriends in the way I did isn’t really about sexuality. Though sexuality can mean “a person’s sexual orientation or preference” - e.g. simply mentioning a mother and father could be considered to be talking about “sexuality”. But I am assuming that that isn’t the meaning they meant. [/QUOTE] wat ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/3 "2015-12-27T03:50:35Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > wat Yeah my toys are a bit weird. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/4 "2015-12-27T04:03:57Z")
Bored with not being banned, eh? ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/5 "2015-12-27T04:09:42Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Bored with not being banned, eh? No I thought my toys had some interesting things to say. I especially liked the father’s voice some of the time. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/6 "2015-12-27T04:28:21Z")
At the risk of junior modding, I’m reasonably sure that MY TEDDY SAID IT isn’t a workaround on your topic ban. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/7 "2015-12-27T04:41:48Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > At the risk of junior modding, I’m reasonably sure that MY TEDDY SAID IT isn’t a workaround on your topic ban. “Your wife, your personal relationships with others, sex, or sexuality” I don’t think my teddies discussed any of those things. They did talk about their own wife and personal relationships though. ---
**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/8 "2015-12-27T04:44:09Z")
Aren’t there easier ways to get banned…? ---
**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/9 "2015-12-27T04:46:55Z")
Well, some things are much clearer now. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/10 "2015-12-27T06:26:23Z")
[quote=“JohnClay, post:1, topic:741447”] [/QUOTE] I was about to say that’s one of the creepiest things I’ve seen on YouTube, but frankly, it doesn’t even make the top 100. It’s one of the creepiest things I’ve seen posted by someone I’ve crossed paths with outside of YouTube, though. :dubious: > [@AngelSoft](#): > > Aren’t there easier ways to get banned…? Ehh, my money’s on a 30-day suspension first, followed quickly by a perma-ban. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/11 "2015-12-27T06:37:51Z")
I posted this because I couldn’t find anyone that wanted to comment on my video. It seems even here I’m out of luck. ☹ BTW here’s another one of my videos: [http://sky-walker.net/temp/videos/2006-02-21e-abraham&isaac.mp4](http://sky-walker.net/temp/videos/2006-02-21e-abraham&isaac.mp4) I couldn’t get it to play publicly on YouTube. One of my videos is too sexual to include. It is about Roger Rabbit seducing Wilma though he had already seduced Betty. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/12 "2015-12-27T07:44:57Z")
I’d go with Wilma, but I’d be thinking about Betty. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/13 "2015-12-27T10:39:18Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > I posted this because I couldn’t find anyone that wanted to comment on my video. It seems even here I’m out of luck. ☹ > … There was a comment: it’s creepy. Here’s another one: it’s boring. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/14 "2015-12-27T10:59:32Z")
> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#): > > There was a comment: it’s creepy. > > Here’s another one: it’s boring. > **[What is the most boring movie you have ever watched?](https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-most-boring-movie-you-have-ever-watched)** > > Answer (1 of 305): There are many movies that fit that category, but my recent one is this : > > If you're from South, you should have definitely known about this masterpiece. Much hyped after the success of Rangasthalam, this film taught me never judge... > [@](#): > > …Sátántangó (1994) lasts seven hours and a half and it’s in black-and-white. The first seven minutes are images of cows. That’s the most exciting part of the movie. The rest of the time you see men walking through the mud and hear them talking in Hungarian. Imdb rating: 8.6… So even if something is boring it might still be good… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/15 "2015-12-27T11:08:36Z")
Medication time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/16 "2015-12-27T16:55:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnclays-toys-discuss-girls/741447/17 "2015-12-27T18:34:19Z")
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