# Johnny Depp **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 7, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258 "2005-04-07T17:43:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sleepygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sleepygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/1 "2005-04-07T17:43:49Z")
ok so i just saw the worst movie starring johnny depp (and by worst i mean corny) but yet contained the absolute best sexy johnny depp moment. i swear if i wasn’t at someone else’s house, who knows what i would have been doing 😉 so the movie was cry baby circa 92? starring ricky lake, traci lords, that chick from school ties (thanks draelin) and there is a scene at the end in the jailhouse where johnny (crybaby) and allison (the girl) are singing to each other all seductively but there is that jail glass visiting room thing between them, and johnny actually licks the glass. holy God, my mouth just dropped open. which led me to wonder…johnny depp hasn’t had too many sex scenes. i think it’s time for some sex and johnny! but i’m trying to think of actresses that would fit with him. kate winslet would have been excellent, but no they had to do the amazing touching film together. does anyone else feel my pain for some more johnny sex scene action??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/2 "2005-04-07T18:43:09Z")
He has a nude scene if you’re interested (a really cheesy teen comedy called [Private Resort](http://imdb.com/title/tt0089839/) - he was young and thin and looked different, but he’s still recognizable and it’s an extended butt shot). As far as romantic scenes, I liked his scenes on the boat in _Chocolat_ best. ---
**Author:** ![Jenny\_Haniver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Jenny\_Haniver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenny_Haniver)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/3 "2005-04-07T19:00:25Z")
> [@sleepygirl](#): > > ok so i just saw the worst movie starring johnny depp (and by worst i mean corny) but yet contained the absolute best sexy johnny depp moment. Right here, I knew which movie it was gonna be. So, I concur about the utter sexiness of Johnny, yea, even in midst of the cheese. TMI: Personally, I’m hoping for some Bloom/Depp action in _Pirates of the Caribbean 2_. And if Commodore Norrington wanted to get in on it, I wouldn’t complain. Ahoy! Actually, Cap’n Jack Sparrow could hook up with _anybody_, and I’d be happy. (Yes, I know it’s a disney movie. I can dream.) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/4 "2005-04-07T19:07:53Z")
Since it’s my fault you were forced to watch _Cry-Baby_ in the first place, I’ll point out that it was 1990. 🙂 And I _love_ that movie, no matter what anyone else says. And, given my high-school obsession, it’s entirely possible that if I look hard enough, I’ll discover that I have _Private Resort_ (which, by the way co-starred Rob Morrow from _Northern Exposure_ and now _Numbers_) on tape somewhere. I’ll search the video archives at Casa Draelin and call you if I find it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sleepygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sleepygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/5 "2005-04-07T19:21:55Z")
[QUOTE=Draelin] Since it’s my fault you were forced to watch _Cry-Baby_ in the first place, I’ll point out that it was 1990. 🙂 And I _love_ that movie, no matter what anyone else says.QUOTE] hey you didn’t see me leaving. if i remember correctly i was like “put crybaby back on!!” lol. it was weird yes, but it kept my attention. poor hatchet face. yeah i was torn between 90 or 92, i know you said the year but i wasn’t sure. and now that you talked more about it. i’ve seen private resort AGES ago. but if given the choice between young johnny depp nudity and the present day johnny depp nudity, i take Captain Jack Sparrow any day of the week. mmmmm, he should wear eyeliner all the time ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/6 "2005-04-07T19:33:38Z")
What’s this? My Wonder Twin has dragged one of her North Jersey associates onto the SDMB? Welcome aboard, **sleepygirl**. Now to figure out if you’re one of the friends who she has such interesting stories about… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sleepygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sleepygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/7 "2005-04-07T19:36:09Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > What’s this? My Wonder Twin has dragged one of her North Jersey associates onto the SDMB? Welcome aboard, **sleepygirl**. > > Now to figure out if you’re one of the friends who she has such interesting stories about… 😃 uh oh! what has she been telling you!!! lol. whatever it is, it’s her \*other friends \* not me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/8 "2005-04-07T19:38:51Z")
> [@sleepygirl](#): > > uh oh! what has she been telling you!!! lol. whatever it is, it’s her \*other friends \* not me! 😃 Don’t listen to her. The one about the saddlebags, the pint of vaseline, and the paratroopers is totally about her. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/9 "2005-04-07T19:40:02Z")
Heh, I like **Cry Baby**. It’s freaking hilarious! Speaking of horrible movies featuring a too-hot-for-words Johnny Depp, I have to nominate **Once Upon a Time in Mexico**. Objectively, this is an awful movie; however, I absolutely adore it. And it’s all because of Mr. Depp. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/10 "2005-04-07T19:42:06Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > Heh, I like **Cry Baby**. It’s freaking hilarious! Amen. You really have to love any movie with a line like “You’ve made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!!” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/11 "2005-04-07T19:45:23Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Don’t listen to her. The one about the saddlebags, the pint of vaseline, and the paratroopers is totally about her. 😉 Wow! **sleepygirl** , how’d you get all the paratroopers to stand at attention at once? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/12 "2005-04-07T20:03:16Z")
_Cry Baby_ is currently being developed as a Broadway musical (thanks to the success of John Waters’ _Hairspray_). It won’t feature Johnny, of course. (I wonder if he’s ever done stage?) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/13 "2005-04-07T20:07:03Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > _Cry Baby_ is currently being developed as a Broadway musical (thanks to the success of John Waters’ _Hairspray_). It won’t feature Johnny, of course. (I wonder if he’s ever done stage?) Oh man, I’m _so_ glad I live in New Jersey, in that case. Do you have a cite? (Not that I don’t believe you, of course–I just want more info. 🙂 ) And as an aside, he didn’t do his own singing in the movie, though I’m willing to bet he could have. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/14 "2005-04-07T20:41:24Z")
> [@Jenny Haniver](#): > > TMI: > Personally, I’m hoping for some Bloom/Depp action in _Pirates of the Caribbean 2_. And if Commodore Norrington wanted to get in on it, I wouldn’t complain. Ahoy! Actually, Cap’n Jack Sparrow could hook up with _anybody_, and I’d be happy. (Yes, I know it’s a disney movie. I can dream.) Check online! But yeah, that is one of my favorite slash pairings these days. Norrington can take a leap off of a cliff, though…ewww. ---
**Author:** ![sleepygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sleepygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/15 "2005-04-07T20:42:42Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Amen. You really have to love any movie with a line like “You’ve made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!!” not to mention, and i’m sure i’m going to get this wrong, so correct me, “kiss me allison, kiss me HARD!” ---
**Author:** ![sleepygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sleepygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/16 "2005-04-07T20:44:08Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Wow! **sleepygirl** , how’d you get all the paratroopers to stand at attention at once? > > 😃 i’m very talented 😉 you have no idea ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/17 "2005-04-07T21:06:19Z")
> [@](#): > > does anyone else feel my pain for some more johnny sex scene action??? Yes, please. I don’t know why, but Depp really does it for me. Physically, he isn’t my type at all. Sex on two legs, that man is. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/18 "2005-04-07T22:15:44Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Oh man, I’m _so_ glad I live in New Jersey, in that case. Do you have a cite? > > (Not that I don’t believe you, of course–I just want more info. 🙂 ) As you wish, my lady. [1](http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/stage/bal-to.crybaby19mar19,1,7290887.story?coll=bal-artslife-theater&ctrack=1&cset=true)[2](http://www.playbill.com/news/article/80860.html) [3](http://www.jimsdeli.com/theater/ontheway.htm) ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/19 "2005-04-08T00:38:08Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And, given my high-school obsession, it’s entirely possible that if I look hard enough, I’ll discover that I have _Private Resort_ (which, by the way co-starred Rob Morrow from _Northern Exposure_ and now _Numbers_) on tape somewhere. This thread has given me the most painful flashback. I had a tape of Private Resort at a very impressionable heart-throb age and it was one of those things that got pulled out whenever the parents were out and watched over and over. I think paroxysms of teenaged lust is the phrase I’m going for? I think something happened to my hormone levels just suddenly remembering it after all these years. About Crybaby, I remember my best friend in highschool used to quote Allison’s dorky line when when Crybaby is giving her the lighting speech “Why, Crybaby, why?” My best friend couldn’t ever just ask me why, she always had to say, “Why, Crybaby, why???” Crybaby was a big influence on my life and my taste. I love that movie. I still love Johnny Depp but I stopped being attracted to him a few years ago. I’m one of the few people who hated that Pirate movie. I firmly believe that after he did Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp has been using his fake deep voice from that movie in everything and it’s weird. But I still love him. I even watched Secret Window. I liked it when he said he was just going to smoke. “Fuck it I’m just going to smoke. I’m just going to totally smoke.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258/20 "2005-04-08T01:12:36Z")
Johnny Depp is a year older than me. That means it wouldn’t be at all disgusting if I gave him a booty call. I loved waaaay back when I was in high school and he was an undercover dick who could turn up at my school any day. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/298258.md?page=2)