# Johnny Depp

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652 "2022-06-22T19:34:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652/21 "2022-06-23T17:13:43Z")

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> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#):
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> Johnny Depp

Seeing the thread again just now, I misread the title as **Donny Jeep**.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652/22 "2022-06-23T18:24:48Z")

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> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#):
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> She told me today she ordered me Johnny Depp Cologne??

Order a Gwyneth Paltrow, “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle for her.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652/23 "2022-06-23T19:11:24Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Now, he must sound like a box of pots and pans being thrown down a flight of steps.

This is Classic! I’ve always said a Harley transmission sounds like a tool-box tumbling down a spiral staircase.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/johnny-depp/966652/24 "2022-06-24T03:09:15Z")

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> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#):
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> She wanted to put some on me a couple of weeks ago because jack sparrow looked so hot with it on

Are you sure she’s not trying to turn you into Nestor Carbonell?

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