# Join me in welcoming my lovely wife to the board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 10, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575 "2003-07-10T22:49:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/1 "2003-07-10T22:49:52Z")
Please welcome **sylphishone** , my very new wife. Be kind, she scares easily. She isn’t use to people like y’all like I am. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/2 "2003-07-10T22:54:45Z")
Greetings and welcome to the SDMB from way down here in the Southern Hemisphere, **sylphishone**. Great to have you aboard, congratulations – and what a lovely name! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/3 "2003-07-10T22:55:33Z")
Welcome, I’ve only been here two weeks and these people are okay. LOL ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/4 "2003-07-11T00:15:22Z")
So, where is she? Huh? Huh? Oh, and 311 posts in 2 weeks? Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/5 "2003-07-11T00:17:44Z")
Welcome, **sylphishone**! Make yourself at home. In no time you’ll be scaring newbies, yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/6 "2003-07-11T00:32:41Z")
Hi **sylphishone**! Meet my wife **cadolphin**. She’s been here less than a year and almost has caught up to me post-count wise. No, go on, you’ll be good friends. Really. This is a great place to hang out and make new friends. Come on in, the wanter’s fine! Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/7 "2003-07-11T00:35:01Z")
Howdy, **sylphishone**. ::tips his fedora:: I’m sure you’ll fit right in. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/8 "2003-07-11T01:36:28Z")
Howdy and welcome to the boards. I think you’ll find this place a lot of fun and it won’t take too long before you’re slacking off and checking the boards on a regular basis. You’ll probably also get a few strange looks from your co-workers when you start laughing at some of the things that are said here. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/9 "2003-07-11T01:55:09Z")
Welcome 🙂 My hubby introduced me to this place too! I passed his post count my first week _eek_ Enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/10 "2003-07-11T02:36:18Z")
Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/11 "2003-07-11T04:06:52Z")
**sylphishone** … Does he know about _us_? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/12 "2003-07-11T04:13:53Z")
Welcome, **sylphishone**! And knowing that she’s skittish, we’ll approach her nice and quiet before we tranquilize her and tag her ear for tracking. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/13 "2003-07-11T04:15:03Z")
Hi darling! [sub] **NoClueBoy** , she married a Doper. An extremely HONEST Doper. Of COURSE she knows about _us_!!![/sub] On the other hand, I am not sure about **US** , and I have been here for over three years. Maybe you should enlighten me? Um…Maybe SOMEONE should?) ---
**Author:** ![annaplurabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@annaplurabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annaplurabelle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/14 "2003-07-11T04:20:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\*Great to have you aboard, congratulations – and what a lovely name! 🙂 \*\* What he said. But since you’re married to a _Lord_, shouldn’t it be _Lady_ **sylphishone**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/15 "2003-07-11T04:20:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Jim \* > \*\*Join me in welcoming my lovely wife to the board \*\* It’s about time. We were getting damned tired of the ugly one. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/16 "2003-07-11T04:21:28Z")
No, silly. I was asking **sylphishone** if her hubby knew about us, as in me 'n her. You know, like a secret romance? Ooops! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![sylphishone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sylphishone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylphishone)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/17 "2003-07-11T05:17:37Z")
No Clue Boy, you need to let me go now. I was wonderful while it lasted but Jim made me an honest woman and he lets me wear shoes! (sometimes anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/18 "2003-07-11T05:19:44Z")
I’m confused…why would you WANT to wear shoes? ---
**Author:** ![sylphishone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sylphishone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylphishone)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/19 "2003-07-11T05:20:44Z")
Everyone thanks for being so warm and welcoming. I feel part of the family already. ---
**Author:** ![sylphishone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sylphishone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylphishone)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575/20 "2003-07-11T05:24:15Z")
Cause the rocks get REAL HOT in Phoenix!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-welcoming-my-lovely-wife-to-the-board/187575.md?page=2)