# Join me in wishing this man a slow and painful death

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649 "2000-11-17T20:38:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/81 "2000-11-21T08:51:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*  
> \*\*obfusciantrist- you belied your nick with that long, well-argued post. Are you a philosophy or logic professor? But seriously, I agree with 99% of what you said, even though I am emphatically NOT an atheist. But from where do you derive your argument that human life is inherently of more value than that of any other animal, if not from religion? This is a moral judgement that is bound up in Judeo-Christian doctrine, among others. To seperate it from that doctrine is to make it just an arbitrary moral stance.  
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Ok, this is way off topic so I’ll be brief.

How do I come to the conclusion that a human life is more valuable than a non-human life without a belief in a god?

On the cosmic level I believe no such thing. If I were a wolf and capable of such thoughts I would consider the life of a wolf to me more important than the life of any other species.

If I were of some alien species viewing this planet I would likely consider all of the species on this planet of equal value.

So why do I think that a human life is more valuable? Most simply, because I think **my** life is more valuable than any other. The only way that I can create a reasonable expectation of that life continuing with minimal chance of disruption is through the social contract. We have 6 billion individuals on this planet who, for the most part, pretend that they place some value in the lives of everybody else. It is only by placing value in, and respecting, the life of other that I can expect others to place value and respect in my life.

For me, agreeing to not kill you, Lizard. Is not a selfless act, it is a selfish act. For in return, you have agreed to not kill me. This fiction of caring is further extended to the point that enough of us have decided to act, as a society, and punish those who ignore this social contract.

Anyway, I am trying to be brief and it is way past my bed time. If that wasn’t clear (I’m tired and probably not using my semi-colons correctly) or you want to debate it feel free to send me email.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/82 "2000-11-21T09:29:34Z")

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> _Originally posted by jovius_  
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> > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*
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> > Me, I like ducks. Used to have a creek in my backyard back home. We fed them bread or corn. \*\*
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> BTW, I think it’s bad to feed wild animals (e.g. ducks) with domesticated human food? Something to do with messing up their digestive system and natural habit of foraging…
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> Cheers,  
> jov \*\*

Aw, it’s not like we fed them PIZZA.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/83 "2000-11-21T14:01:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*  
> \*\*Aw, it’s not like we fed them PIZZA. \*\*

You know what ducks like to eat? Kielbasa and saurkraut. They love that stuff.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/84 "2000-11-21T16:07:34Z")

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[QUOTE]  
_Originally posted by Cyndar “You know you are a vet nurse when: your medicine cabinet holds nothing but pet medications”_

Thank God its not just me, Michi. I have more meds for my dogs than I do for myself. And even worse, when I run low on money, I buy their food first and if there’s any left over I pick up something for myself.

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**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/85 "2000-11-21T18:18:54Z")

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Keep watching my sigs, Shay, I got a million of 'em.

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**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/86 "2000-11-24T10:00:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \*  
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> > Original by blastfurnace
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> **I can’t even discuss this.**
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> _obfusciatrist:_
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> No, I imagine you can’t. All you can do is pull your hair and shriek “but it is a _puppy_”!\*\*

It is not so much the puppy. It is more outrage that this guy decided to take his frustrations out on something helpless. For me, it is no different than bludgeoning an old lady to death, or beating up on a child. I, as I’m sure you do, respect all forms of life. It is disgusting that this happens, especially, as you noted, when we are the animals that know this is wrong. I’m not an idealist. This is the world we live in. I’m facing losing a loved one tomorrow who happens to be a cat. He is still my family regardless of his species.

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> \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \*
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> \*\*Ok, I am done ranting now. I am just bothered by the number of people here who equated my drawing a firm line between non-human and human life, with advocating abuse of animals. I think this man should be sent to jail. I think he should probably be sent to jail for a long time (10 years would not be unreasonable to me), but I do not think he should be fed to **lurkernomore** ’s dog, and I do not think he should be subjected to a slow, painful death. \*\*

FTR, I don’t think he should die, either (not that you accused me of that, obfus). That would be hypocritical as the dickens. But something is desperately wrong with our _enlightened_ society when this sort of behavior is accepted. Everyone is wired differently. Some find violence appeasing, enjoyable, or even necessary. It is the stories like these that bring it home for me on a personal level. We grow accustomed to violence against ourselves. When I see violence against an innocent creature, that is when anger boils up inside of me. I’m sorry I took it out on you, obfus.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/87 "2000-11-24T10:13:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \*  
> > \*\*I’m an emergency vet tech who has dedicated her life to saving animals.
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> > I think people who abuse animals are sick fuckers who deserve to go to jail.
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> > I think people who abuse other people are sick fuckers who deserve to go to jail.
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> > I eat meat.
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> > I don’t support animal testing for things like cosmetics. I don’t like animal testing for medical purposes, but until there is a viable alternative…
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> > If people raise 10,000 bucks to save some wildlife, while others only raise 2,000 to save some orphans, maybe you shouldn’t be annoyed at the animal lovers who chose to contribute to their cause as much as you should be annoyed at the “people” lovers who didn’t contribute to the orphans.  
> > Michi \*\*
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> Bravo.
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> I wish I could’ve said it half as well. \*\*

Had to do this;

**Me too.**

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**Author:** ![Ol\_io](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/65b543/32.png) [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-me-in-wishing-this-man-a-slow-and-painful-death/41649/88 "2000-11-24T21:09:10Z")

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Revenge isn’t really sweet. It’s quite sour.

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