# Join the Cecilian Mafia!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-the-cecilian-mafia/22578>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-the-cecilian-mafia/22578 "2000-06-16T14:00:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-the-cecilian-mafia/22578/101 "2000-06-22T16:14:32Z")

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> \*\*
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> Lucky Lucretia- I’m sure Don Cece won’t mind if we get a _little_ closer. By the way, gin.
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_handing red\_dragon a perfect gin martini_…

Here, honey… _shivering_… You know it’s always so _cold_ in this big 'ol house. And Cecil just _refuses_ to buy me another mink…_pout_ and _all_ the ones I have are last years style…_pout_

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-the-cecilian-mafia/22578/102 "2000-06-22T17:20:19Z")

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brachy said:

“She picks up her mallet, blows a kiss with her luscious lips to iampunha (“Thanks for the earhole covers, tiger”) and limps toward the front door.”

Brachy, you want we should stay after hours in the supply room some night or somethin’? These arms is good for stuff besides swingin’ a lead pipe, ya know 😉

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/join-the-cecilian-mafia/22578/103 "2000-06-22T21:41:18Z")

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Stopping in mid-limp, brachy turns to eye iampunha and purrs, “Tarzan, you can **always** swing your lead pipe my way.”

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