# Jojimbo wins the the title: The Most Original Putz **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489 "2000-09-17T13:33:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/21 "2000-09-17T21:03:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by barflyer \* > **DNFTTH** Oh lord, did someone actually invoke the term “troll hunter”? That’s like, _so_ two months ago. Get with the times, man. Maybe I’m just having my period or something but I just don’t like this thread. What do we have in the OP? The implication that yojimbo is infantile. Misspelling yojimbo’s screen name in a pathetic attempt to insult him. Various gratuitous insults. One of the reasons the Pit exists is so that posters can air grievances about other posters. It does not exist so you can open a thread merely for the purpose of calling a poster “putz” and inviting others to do so. It’s not even amusing. Unless I hear a compelling reason why this thread should remain open, I’m closing it down soon. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/22 "2000-09-17T21:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AM/PM \* > > \*\*(why wally? who still calls anyone a wally?) \*\* > > Someone didn’t lurk. Do some Due Dilligence, and get back to us. > > \*\* I absolutely **hate** when posters do this. Do you know how many threads are active, much less archived? Is every newbie obligated to search over 10,000 threads just so someone whose been around longer then they were won’t make them feel like a jerk because they don’t know the long history of SDMB? **AM/PM** That particular smilie was created in memory of a beloved poster who passed away, WallyM7. This is why wally is after the semi colon. Now Coldy, I love you and your posts, but was that so hard? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/23 "2000-09-17T21:41:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **Now Coldy, I love you and your posts, but was that so hard?** No, it wasn’t. Moreover because the quote you used was Mr. Cynicals 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/24 "2000-09-17T21:43:33Z")
Uh oh. Now I’ll be put on the troll list because I didn’t read carefully enough. BTW, I love Mr. Cynical’s posts too. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/25 "2000-09-17T22:07:40Z")
**Piano** **Tokyo** **Barfly** I guess you got your reaction and you feel very proud about hurting someone who has had a bereavement. Oh I do love you - you have a wit, a charm, and an intelligence unsurpassed by all of humanity. I will not aspire to your level and I will not insult you with obscenities. I wonder if your friends admire you for your behaviour ? Why not let them see the thread in which you abuse a person hurting so badly - I’ll bet your parents must be extremely proud to have brought such wonderful, compassionate and caring people into the world. I hope that despite your immature and intemperate remarks you never have to deal with such pain until you are equipped to deal with it.You have not shown any capacity to do so now otherwise we might have observed some empathy from you. If the worst should happen, and I hope that it does not, I am quite sure you will want to have a friend close at hand to help you through a difficult time.You have not endeared yourself to many on this board so I guess you will have to look elswhere. I would be interested to see your opinions on how I should post so that I might please you.Please research my posts as I am certain you can find something which you are able to offer the wealth of your undoubted many years of experience and talent. Perhaps you would also tell the assembled a little about yourself and the authority with which you speak, after all if you are better than the rest of us then you must not keep it to yourselves. Explain to us your ideas and opinions , your hopes and your achievements. You are capable of such - aren’t you ? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/26 "2000-09-17T22:11:01Z")
_singing_ Whattttss it all about… Alpha… ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/27 "2000-09-17T22:27:09Z")
This thread is distasteful, but it’s the logical outcome of a tasteless, gratuitous bit of viciousness that cropped up in a different forum. **ET** , you and others got slapped down because you barged into a funeral to snipe at the bereaved. The point of the thread was absence due to _a death in the family_. Chris kindly informed the community _why_ a poster was absent. So you don’t like someone…or many people; who cares? Nothing is tackier or crueller than using a condolence post to vent your opinions about the posting history of the bereaved. Real _people_ are behind the lines of text on the screen. Debates and disagreements are okay; sneak attacks aren’t. Sure, you have every right to form your opinions of posters. You, and no one else, has the right to level a vicious personal attack out of pure spite. It isn’t necessary to _like_ someone on a message board to show simple human decency in the face of loss. Cheap shot, loser. Cheap shots only harm the aggressor; which may serve as a reminder to those who try to drag Wally’s memory into their wickedness. He was the funniest, more fallible, and _kindest_ friend ever. He was marvellously human, and that’s why he’s missed so badly. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/28 "2000-09-17T22:47:39Z")
Plus, he could deal with idiots like these far more effectively than all of us combined. They’re lucky HE isn’t here to tear them a new one about this. Believe, they would have walked funny for weeks. Good to see you back, Vebbie. Is your ICQ broken? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/29 "2000-09-17T23:07:19Z")
One more post and then I’m leaving these tits to wallow in their own mess . > [@](#): > > He got confused, and when I said the following quote he thought that the only way to prove me wrong was to post empty posts with just the putz smiley No , numbnuts that was another poster . I posted this . > [@](#): > > Lets see we have ShakeNBake , Pink and you Easy Tokyo > > :wally’[sup]s[/sup] all . > > Now if you’ve got something about SB you want to get off your chest please take it to the pit . I’m sure you will get a good reception over there :rolleyes: > > Leave this thread please . It is not about you or your anti-SB crap . It was not about you being proved right or wrong . It was about you being a inconsiderate cunt in a thread about somebodies recent family loss . ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/30 "2000-09-17T23:49:47Z")
Always glad to scrap into the fray, Coldy; nope, ICQ is probably fine, but my 'puter is seriously sick. (I’m on a loaner at the moment, fighting sunburn and cyber-ills at the same time.) Glad to see the feisty, stalwart Dutchman still standing for what’s right. (Sun-drugged, surf-battered but still remembering SD truths, I hoisted a glass of tequila to Wally. The moon doesn’t gleam over any sea that hearts can’t reach. Not a bad lesson to learn, hmm?) Raising another glass to friends, the SD, despising smallness, rejoicing in miracles and zestfully _damning_ the rest, Veb ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/31 "2000-09-17T23:57:43Z")
“ignorant slut” and “inconsiderate cunt” You guys arent being fair to the cunts and sluts out there - even _they_ wouldnt pollute a condolence thread. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/32 "2000-09-18T00:06:07Z")
Piano… > [@](#): > > Calling me a gradeschooler is stupid. And acting like one isn’t? > [@](#): > > Everyone here must be so ashamed just to read such a word. And you perfer baby words like troll and putz? No, we prefer words like “asshole”, as in, “You are an-”. And phrases like “mung bait” and “crusty-cunt rectal-drip” come to mind when as methods of describing you, as well. > [@](#): > > You aren’t worth the trouble to think up something novel. Here’s a tip, Mr. I-Know-Jack-About-This-Board… don’t fuck with my brother. That’s my job. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/33 "2000-09-18T00:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Uh oh. Now I’ll be put on the troll list because I didn’t read carefully enough. > > BTW, I love Mr. Cynical’s posts too. \*\* I understand, in certain circumstances. However, wally is brought up here at least once every two weeks. I cannot see reason for anyone to not know what’s up. Troll. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/34 "2000-09-18T01:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Piano \* > Calling me a gradeschooler is stupid. Oh, excuse me for saying “dork” in the pit._\* Ben? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/35 "2000-09-18T01:44:02Z")
Put on your asbestos underwear you prolapsed rectal cavity, your nuts are about to be roasted. Oh, and did I forget to say, **“Fuck off and die!”**? When they elected you class wit, they were half right. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/36 "2000-09-18T01:51:49Z")
Easy Tokyo- You feel mad at someone because you insulted someone who wasn’t there and are getting burned by it? Cry me a river, ass-monkey! Remind me to laugh at your condolence thread. However, I’m sure no one would look at the thread anyway, because you don’t add anything to the board. Eat shit and die, loser. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/37 "2000-09-18T01:53:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > I understand, in certain circumstances. However, wally is brought up here at least once every two weeks. I cannot see reason for anyone to not know what’s up. Troll. 😃 \*\* I have to agree with this, and I am a newbie. I figured out references to all of the following w/out having to ask: Wally, Mark Serlin and poufy hair, felching, squicking, queefs, Satan’s Ass. It wasn’t that tough. Of course, last time I checked, I had more than a pile of maggots feasting on dog shit for brains, unlike some newbies. But, umm, could someone give me a clue about “Jay”? _Pretty please?_ ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/38 "2000-09-18T02:00:35Z")
Good needling there **porcupine** , I like your attitude. Keep posting! **Having fun yet, Sleazy Pokeyo?** ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/39 "2000-09-18T02:14:24Z")
Hey, **Cheesy Jokyo** , get your limp appendage over to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38798) thread and pick out your middle name, will ya? Some people have to try, others are natural born assholes. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489/40 "2000-09-18T03:33:46Z")
Whatsamatter, **Easy Tokyo** –can’t figure out who said what to you? That wasn’t **yojimbo** you’re refering to; that was **fnord1966**. fnord also started [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38674) Pit thread on your behalf, and various people responded to your shit in the [MPSIMS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38519&pagenumber=2) thread. But you’ve been too gutless to respond, and I’d imagine you’ll be too gutless to come back and defend yourself in your own thread here. So you’re all pissed off that other people get missed when they don’t post, and that nobody gives a flying shit whether _you_show up or not, huh? Awwwwww, too bad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jojimbo-wins-the-the-title-the-most-original-putz/33489.md?page=3)