# Jokes: 10 words or shorter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 23, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165 "2012-07-23T20:25:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/161 "2012-08-03T20:01:16Z")

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What makes Mike Tyson cry during sex? The mace.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/162 "2012-08-06T17:47:48Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Ah yes, a beloved favorite. The interrupting starfish edges it out a bit for laughs, but alas it is impossible to demonstrate in text.

It took me a second, but I laughed.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/163 "2012-08-07T20:59:27Z")

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A showjumper walks into a bar.  
“Oh no! Four faults!”

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**Author:** ![goonhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@goonhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goonhead)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/164 "2012-08-08T01:56:00Z")

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“My best subject is music!” Tom chimed in.

“But I’m terrible at math,” he added.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/165 "2012-08-08T02:43:41Z")

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The following statement is true.

The preceding statement was false.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/166 "2012-08-08T14:15:09Z")

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Aside from _that_, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

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**Author:** ![jrbor76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9e8a1a/32.png) [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/167 "2012-08-08T17:11:31Z")

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Don’t look up here for the joke. You’re holding it.

(although that one really only works written on the wall, if ya know what i mean):eek:

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**Author:** ![beehive172](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@beehive172](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beehive172)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-10-words-or-shorter/629165/168 "2013-04-21T02:48:56Z")

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What did Mexican girl say after lovemaking in park?

Gracias!

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