# Jokes in your profession

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 25, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560 "2006-01-25T16:15:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560/61 "2006-01-28T00:47:33Z")

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> [@Marlitharn](#):
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> “Stupidity should be painful.”

This is my new classroom motto! 😃

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560/62 "2006-01-28T01:18:36Z")

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What’s the difference between a first-class passenger and a jet engine?

When the plane arrives at the gate, the jet engine stops whining.

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560/63 "2006-01-28T02:26:55Z")

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw your malpractice premium?  
A: One.

…hey wait a minute, that’s not so funny. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560/64 "2006-02-13T07:24:01Z")

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Did you hear about the public school teacher who won the 375 million dollar lottery? She just kept teaching until it was all gone.

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**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-in-your-profession/341560/65 "2006-02-13T08:13:06Z")

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Well it isn’t a joke per say but I work in a nursing home where we aides like to suggest pillow and duck tape therapy, for the really really crazy ones…

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