# Jokes that just need to DIE ALREADY **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 26, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664 "2015-02-26T15:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/41 "2015-02-26T17:08:27Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > :eek::eek::eek: whitesplaining, mansplaining, straightsplaining, cissplaining, etc. All of these, and any other variations fall under the heading of “taint punch worthy.” I’m not at the taint punching stage for use of the old Ricky Ricardo “you got some splainin’ to do,” yet. I’ve been known to use it myself, but it too is growing tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/42 "2015-02-26T17:17:55Z")
The expression: “X” needs to die already. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/43 "2015-02-26T17:19:30Z")
“Around here, we call that bait!” Around here, we call you stupid. That was funny for two weeks in 1986. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/44 "2015-02-26T17:20:28Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > whitesplaining, mansplaining, straightsplaining, cissplaining… …hydroplaning… ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/45 "2015-02-26T17:30:49Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > The sequel that you hate to the film you love DOES exist. That oh so witty “Highlander…2?” see what I did there bullshit is not clever and just annoying. Similar to this: When people talk about an as-yet-unmade sequel to a movie, and think it’s funny to call it “Name of Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo”. Hasn’t been funny for 3 decades now. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/46 "2015-02-26T17:37:16Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Trust me, by this point, any human being on the planet - or at the very least, on these boards - who is smart enough to understand the joke has already SEEN the joke! No one is still impressed by it. you’d be surprised at the rate stupid people are being produced. look who wins elections. look how our society functions. the world is powered by stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/47 "2015-02-26T17:44:07Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > …hydroplaning… …orangutaning… ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/48 "2015-02-26T17:50:47Z")
“TGIF. Thank God It’s Friday. That shit was cute for about a week and a half.” – George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/49 "2015-02-26T17:54:26Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > IRL, the joke of Chinese food = stray cats needs to be retired. What a stupid, senseless, racist joke. Totally racist. It’s the Vietnamese who eat cats. > **[Thousands of Cats Buried Alive in Vietnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=748396)** > > Story here. :(:mad: Excerpt: \*\*"A truck containing three tons of live cats crammed into bamboo crates was impounded last Tuesday in the Vietnamese capital Hanoi, with police initially undecided how to deal with the animals. “But on Wednesday a... ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/50 "2015-02-26T17:59:15Z")
Here is the most recent thread with the “dihydrogen monoxide” joke. I agree with the OP [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18158845](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18158845) ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/51 "2015-02-26T18:02:24Z")
Batman… if he’s prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/52 "2015-02-26T18:13:28Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Batman… if he’s prepared. But does he have 14 k of g in a f p d? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/53 "2015-02-26T18:27:48Z")
You just don’t know the joys of telling the same people the same joke over, and over again, or when the straight line is served up, the fun of the knowing look that you might dish it up at any second. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/54 "2015-02-26T18:38:15Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > …hydroplaning… …jacklalanneing… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/55 "2015-02-26T18:38:50Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > You just don’t know the joys of telling the same people the same joke over, and over again, or when the straight line is served up, the fun of the knowing look that you might dish it up at any second. Yeah. The best kind of fun is the kind you inflict on others. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/56 "2015-02-26T18:43:35Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah. The best kind of fun is the kind you inflict on others. It’s all in fun until someone…dammit. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/57 "2015-02-26T18:51:53Z")
Aw, someone having a case of the Mondays? ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/58 "2015-02-26T19:40:17Z")
Chuck Norris jokes. Sports jokes that are constantly recycled (i.e., “What does a Browns fan do when his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off the Xbox.”) Jokes that take pride in being inane (“If we shouldn’t eat animals, why are they made of meat?”) ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/59 "2015-02-26T20:18:05Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > > [@Kiber](#): > > > > Any reference to cold weather followed by some version of “must be global warming”. > > Yeah, even the world’s biggest moron could mastermind that joke. I just wanted to acknowledge this. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664/60 "2015-02-26T20:18:10Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Fucking fish puns. I don’t know why people here are so hooked on them. Do you like fish sticks? [/south park] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-that-just-need-to-die-already/713664.md?page=4)