# Jokes you shouldn't laugh at...but still do **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435 "2000-08-23T13:52:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/21 "2000-08-24T18:59:02Z")
Well, since my name was mentioned in the OP, I guess I need to at least add a little something. Racial jokes usually offend me. With that said… Q: What do you call black in a barn? A: Anitque farm equipment. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/22 "2000-08-24T19:04:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\* > Q. What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza? > A. The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven. > \*\* Hmm. If we’re giving out titles for “Most Tasteless,” I say this one gets. I don’t know if I should congratulate **BlackKnight** or say he ought to be ashamed of himself! :p: ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/23 "2000-08-24T19:10:19Z")
OK, I have no jokes that I’m willing ADD, but I just want to say how proud as punch I am that no one has come into this thread and had a hissy-fit . . . ---
**Author:** ![Skwerl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Skwerl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skwerl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/24 "2000-08-24T21:41:44Z")
What’s the only thing funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. ++++++ What’s the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the microwave. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/25 "2000-08-24T22:03:01Z")
What is the differance between a woman and a urinal - A urinal doesn’t follow you around when you’ve used it. ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/26 "2000-08-25T01:33:18Z")
I remember my high school band director devoted an entire class period to sharing dead baby and grosser than gross jokes once…our parents were not too pleased…hehe. Anyway, my horrific contribution: If a white baby with wings is called an angel, what do you call a black baby with wings? A bat. _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/27 "2000-08-25T01:36:42Z")
In the same vein as Eyke… What do you call a paraplegic under a car? Jack ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/28 "2000-08-25T01:38:32Z")
Oh yeah… What do you call a female with only only a right arm and a right leg? Eileen ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/29 "2000-08-25T01:46:22Z")
What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon… Here is one I was told in second grade. I thought it was HILARIOUS back then, not because of the punchline, but just the idea of a parrot in church…I was only seven. I CRINGE now when I think of it, but here goes nothing: (note: this is going to be a butchered quite a bit, as I haven’t heard it in 14 years… A boy won a parrot at a country fair, playing a game. The object was to throw a ball and hit the black spot on the board. The carnie would shout out, “Hit the black spot and win a prize!” Well, the parrot would repeat EVERYTHING he heard. But the boy loved it, and took it to church with him the next day. The parrot kept repeating everything the priest said, and the priest finally got so pissed he threw the Bible at the parrot. Only the parrot ducked and it hit a black man. The parrot then cried, “Hit the black spot and win a prize, win a prize, awk!” _yes, it’s bad…but when you’re seven the idea of priests throwing Bibles around during Mass is amusing_ ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/30 "2000-08-25T01:49:38Z")
What’s the difference between a black man and a tire? Tires don’t sing when you put chains on them. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/31 "2000-08-25T01:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*Oh yeah… > > What do you call a female with only only a right arm and a right leg? > > Eileen \*\* And what do you call this woman if she’s Chinese? Irene. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/32 "2000-08-25T01:59:38Z")
**Continuing the same vein as Eyke…** [/QUOTE] Q: What do you call two paraplegics next to the window? A: Curt ‘n’ Rod And ripping apart both halves of my heritage… Q: What do you get when you cross a jew with a gypsy? A: A chain of empty stores. (No wonder I grew up like this 😕.) ---
**Author:** ![bedhog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@bedhog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedhog)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/33 "2000-08-25T04:46:59Z")
Q: How do you make a dog stop humping you leg? A: Give him a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/34 "2000-08-25T05:10:52Z")
Awww, wonderful racial jokes… First of all I would like to say that I have nothing against black people. I think everyone should own two or three of them. A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Wow, where did you get that?” The parrot replies, “Africa! There’s hundreds of 'em!!” ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/35 "2000-08-25T05:39:09Z")
Ok, this is horribly dated, racist AND gross! A black guy is walking down the street and finds a lamp, rubs it and a Genie comes out and grants him 3 wishes. He says: “I wanna be white, uptight, and outta sight!” So the Genie turned him into a tampon ---
**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/36 "2000-08-25T07:53:28Z")
A wealthy markedly obese matron is walking her poodle down the street. A very thin emaciated homeless man catches her attention and said: Mam, I haven’t eaten for a whole week. She replied: I certainly admire your willpower! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/37 "2000-08-25T08:08:55Z")
(Like the Special Olympics joke…) What’s better than winning the Wheelchair Olympics? Being able to walk. How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her. (To go along with all the baby jokes…) What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/38 "2000-08-25T08:27:42Z")
Q - Do you know what the best part about showering with a 12-year-old is? A - If you slick her hair back, she looks like she’s 10. ---
**Author:** ![Osakadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f07891/32.png) [@Osakadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osakadave)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/39 "2000-08-25T12:41:41Z")
My nasty contribution: What’s the problem with eating a clean, hairless pussy? Putting the diaper back on when you’re finished. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jokes-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-still-do/30435/40 "2000-08-25T13:50:43Z")
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