# Jon Stewart calls the troops dumb
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 10, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842 "2006-11-10T06:16:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/21 "2006-11-10T13:05:45Z")
Pardon me…is the OP a Fuckwit? Yes?
Fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/22 "2006-11-10T13:22:50Z")
Nothing like a good pile on of someone you don’t like… :rolleyes:
He does not fit the model. He must **DIE**! Or if not die, he play the tubby outcast kid encircled by the cool kids and called names until he cries.
Wait…that was third grade.
I know, this is the pit…this is the place to be ugly.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/23 "2006-11-10T13:25:52Z")
[QUOTE=ted\_baskerville@yahoo.com]
He thinks that the people in the military are dumb.
[/QUOTE]
Well that tears it. I’m not voting for \*him \* either.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/24 "2006-11-10T13:39:49Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
Nothing like a good pile on of someone you don’t like… :rolleyes:
He does not fit the model. He must **DIE**! Or if not die, he play the tubby outcast kid encircled by the cool kids and called names until he cries.
Wait…that was third grade.
I know, this is the pit…this is the place to be ugly.
[/QUOTE]
Do you have any actual arguments as to why the people criticizing the OP are incorrect? Or is this patheticness the only pseudo-defense of the OP you can manage to scrape up?
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### Author:  [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/25 "2006-11-10T13:57:31Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
Nothing like a good pile on of someone you don’t like… :rolleyes:
He does not fit the model. He must **DIE**! Or if not die, he play the tubby outcast kid encircled by the cool kids and called names until he cries.
Wait…that was third grade.
I know, this is the pit…this is the place to be ugly.
[/QUOTE]
Just so you don’t feel left out: fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/26 "2006-11-10T14:16:18Z")
Jon Stewart is not “just another leftist”, thankyouverymuch.
[Quote=Newcrasher]
I know, this is the pit…this is the place to be ugly.
[/Quote]
Alrighty, then.
I burning your fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/27 "2006-11-10T14:21:12Z")
I don’t know about the OP, it might have been an attempt at sarcasm that flopped, but newcrasher is a fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@The\_Buck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Buck)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/28 "2006-11-10T14:25:28Z")
Jon Stewart is a cum gargling cock jockey. I dont give a dead penguin’s dick what anyone else says. He a first class fucktard.
The Buck
has spoken
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/29 "2006-11-10T14:35:27Z")
[QUOTE=The Buck]
Jon Stewart is a cum gargling cock jockey. I dont give a dead penguin’s dick what anyone else says. He a first class fucktard.
The Buck
has spoken
[/QUOTE]
_Turgidson_?? Is that you?
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/30 "2006-11-10T14:35:44Z")
[QUOTE=The Buck]
Jon Stewart is a cum gargling cock jockey. I dont give a dead penguin’s dick what anyone else says. He a first class fucktard.
The Buck
has spoken
[/QUOTE]
Hey, you should have stopped [here.](http://www.inflix.com/cvfo/film_office_images/oval%20office%20desk%20and%20seal.jpg)
Buckfuckwit.
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/31 "2006-11-10T14:42:26Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim]
Do you have any actual arguments as to why the people criticizing the OP are incorrect? Or is this patheticness the only pseudo-defense of the OP you can manage to scrape up?
[/QUOTE]
I don’t agree with the OP. I did not see the segment in question, but knowing The Daily Show, I am guessing the OP missed the intended sarcasm.
Do you (or anyone else) have an actual argument as to why the OP is wrong? Besides piling on and calling names? I expect more from you guys.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/32 "2006-11-10T14:43:03Z")
Buck, buck, bo buck, banana fanna fuckwit…
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### Author:  [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/33 "2006-11-10T14:51:19Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
I expect more from you guys.[/QUOTE
That’s because you are clearly a ah, uh, how shall I say this? Oh! yeah, I know…a fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/34 "2006-11-10T14:52:18Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Buck, buck, bo buck, banana fanna fuckwit…
[/QUOTE]
fo-fuckwit
Jesus!
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/35 "2006-11-10T15:00:02Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
I don’t agree with the OP. I did not see the segment in question, but knowing The Daily Show, I am guessing the OP missed the intended sarcasm.
Do you (or anyone else) have an actual argument as to why the OP is wrong? Besides piling on and calling names? I expect more from you guys.
[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes a joke is so obvious it doesn’t need explaining. Actually, the main idea here is not so much that the OP is wrong as that the OP got so majorly whooshed that standing at the end of the runway at LaGuardia would seem quiet by comparison. Plus, he’s a fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/36 "2006-11-10T15:03:00Z")
Wow, thanks for the heads up. I’m not voting for that guy!
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### Author:  [@The\_Buck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Buck)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/37 "2006-11-10T15:07:21Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Buck, buck, bo buck, banana fanna fuckwit…
[/QUOTE]
Well, well, well… You are truly an inpsiration to us all. It must have taxed you greatly to come up with such a lovely little retort.
Now shut the fuck up,…the adults are talking
The Buck
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### Author:  [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/38 "2006-11-10T15:09:41Z")
[QUOTE=The Buck]
Now shut the fuck up,…the adults are talking
[/QUOTE]
Well, the adults and you.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/39 "2006-11-10T15:12:03Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
I don’t agree with the OP. I did not see the segment in question, but knowing The Daily Show, I am guessing the OP missed the intended sarcasm.
Do you (or anyone else) have an actual argument as to why the OP is wrong? Besides piling on and calling names? I expect more from you guys.
[/QUOTE]
I also did not see the segment, but people here are very clearly pointing out that they think the OP has misunderstood the segment. That is the argument.
Your defense of the OP did not address this, and only whined about people calling him names (in the pit, no less…). And now you admit you did not even see the segment, so as far as you knew, the criticisms of the OP were spot-on, yet you still wasted SDMB server power with your useless empty “defense” of the OP.
And now I’m wasting SDMB explaining this obvious shit to a fuckwit.
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### Author:  [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-calls-the-troops-dumb/379842/40 "2006-11-10T15:12:11Z")
[QUOTE=The Buck]
Jon Stewart is a cum gargling cock jockey. I dont give a dead penguin’s dick what anyone else says. He a first class fucktard.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Buck]
Now shut the fuck up,… **the adults are talking**
[/QUOTE]
I think this juxtaposition serves my purpose just fine without comment.
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