# Jonathan Pollard Devastated By No Update From Bibi

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**Created:** [May 27, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399 "2011-05-27T04:31:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/1 "2011-05-27T04:31:36Z")

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Like most people, I have been getting my _Schadenfreude_ from the French guy in New York. But then I came across an article in [The Yeshiva World News](http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/General+News/93696/Jonathan-Pollard-Devastated-By-No-Update-From-Bibi.html). (what, you don’t read the Yeshiva World News?)

The headline is  
**Jonathan Pollard Devastated By No Update From Bibi**

Apparently, the spy business is played roughly and Jon is devastated that his buddy did not drop by for visiting hours during his recent trip to the US.

Cue Nelson Munz.

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/2 "2011-05-27T04:39:23Z")

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Just out of curiosity, why were you reading YWN? (For my insanely right-wing ultra-Orthodox news, I prefer the more Hasidic-leaning Vos Iz Neias, which doesn’t censor the way YWN does.)

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/3 "2011-05-27T04:42:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Like most people …

So, somewhere between 3.5 and 7 billion, you’d estimate?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/4 "2011-05-27T04:42:58Z")

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I was reading something and clicked on a link, and then another link and then another one. You know how it is. Let me go check out Vos Iz Neias.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/5 "2011-05-27T05:22:15Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> I was reading something and clicked on a link, and then another link and then another one…

Sort of a Hasid trip?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/6 "2011-05-27T05:28:47Z")

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I am guessing it went something like "Schoolgirl uniforms’ ==\> ‘girls in uniforms’ ==\> ‘IDF girls’ ==\> ‘Meet Jewish girls’ ==\> ‘Yeshiva World News’

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/7 "2011-05-27T05:36:12Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> I am guessing it went something like "Schoolgirl uniforms’ ==\> ‘girls in uniforms’ ==\> ‘IDF girls’ ==\> ‘Meet Jewish girls’ ==\> ‘Yeshiva World News’

I saw an Israeli film about female conscripts a couple of months ago. They had to walk around Jerusalem and check Arab-Israelis’ papers. The women were so attractive that I seriously considered converting. Plus, you get the Yiddish and the knishes.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/8 "2011-05-27T05:54:28Z")

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[Israeli](http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/israeli-idf-babe-7.jpg) [women](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/444_Israel3.jpg) [in](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/456_Israel9.jpg) [uniform](http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/mideast/idfgirl.jpg).

[They’re](http://www.active-duty.com/israeli_girls-1.jpg) [out](http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pNWjjkHJ3o_wGK9HXSYc1JszyC7vdNhzgfyFHoPPT-5xyDJW9wGLqUjS7q35JomqxQef9oH6ui7vbKPV84bxM9lMKBXMf6KRdeLVvPIewYnX_52Rmi4ycjcVKW3SrwYhqHILyM9tdaFU) [of](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/435_Israel8.jpg) [our](http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/misc/israel/pics/0270.jpg) [league](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNqr7GAPDV0/TIilvsQPlrI/AAAAAAAABKg/E8X6ifzRC1o/s1600/SHALOM!.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/9 "2011-05-27T07:31:47Z")

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And [Arab girls?](

[![](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) ](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/10 "2011-05-27T07:47:57Z")

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But (and to get back to the point) I am chuckling to myself knowing Jon is miffed.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/11 "2011-05-27T07:51:19Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> And [Arab girls?](
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> [http://i55.tinypic.com/4jvog4.jpg](http://i55.tinypic.com/4jvog4.jpg)
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> )

There are certainly attractive Arab girls, but the one looking at the camera in that picture looks very European. If she’s really Arab, I’d say there are a lot of crusading knights in her family tree.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/12 "2011-05-27T07:58:20Z")

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Gosh, what a remarkably racist thing to say.

But at least Jon is upset.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/13 "2011-05-27T08:05:40Z")

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Are you serious or joking? It’s tough for me to tell with this cryptic thread. I don’t get it. In case you’re being serious, no, it is not racist to remark that a woman you are holding up as the example of “Arab girls” does not look like an Arab girl but a pointy-nosed lilly-skinned Latvian Air stewardess. Sorry for being such a racist.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/14 "2011-05-27T08:20:47Z")

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She doesn’t look any more “out of place” than any of the blondes from the Israeli pictures… there has been a lot of crossbreeding around the Mediterranean shores since the sail got invented, which was a while back.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/15 "2011-05-27T08:26:46Z")

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Sure. I understand that. I still think it’s an atypical enough facial structure from what most people think of when they hear “Arab girls” that it warrants some surprise. I don’t feel that it merits having the R-word thrown at me. But again, I can’t tell if **Paul** is being serious or not. I will say that I’m getting a boozy vibe from his posts here.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/16 "2011-05-27T09:19:39Z")

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Too early to drink here. (It is always to early to drink here.) But she seems to be as Arab as the Israeli girls seems to be Jews. Sorry she does not match your notions of what an Arab is supposed to look like.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/17 "2011-05-27T16:57:35Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Sure. I understand that. I still think it’s an atypical enough facial structure from what most people think of when they hear “Arab girls” that it warrants some surprise. I don’t feel that it merits having the R-word thrown at me. But again, I can’t tell if **Paul** is being serious or not. I will say that I’m getting a boozy vibe from his posts here.

How about the GC word, because you sound like a Genetic Clusterist. Are you thrown off because the girl isn’t wearing a sack over her head? I can’t actually bring up the picture, but I’ve seen plenty of Arab girls on the porn sites. Some of them look like the typical Arab woman (that must be Michelle Obama right?)

Anyway,\*\* Paul\*\*, Arab porn is on the rise if you’re interested. It won’t take much surfing to dredge it up. But I’m also amused by that scumbag Pollard’s heartbreak in being snubbed. Unless someone shows me evidence that he committed treasonous acts with approval of the US government, even though I don’t think he was sentenced fairly, he’s scum. Anyone who calls themselves an American and holds a higher allegiance to another country is no American in my book.

ETA: **Argent** , it’s the pit, so I’m somewhat over the top in my response to you. I haven’t posted here much, still getting the hang of it.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/18 "2011-05-27T17:10:22Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> [Israeli](http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/israeli-idf-babe-7.jpg) [women](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/444_Israel3.jpg) [in](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/456_Israel9.jpg) [uniform](http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/mideast/idfgirl.jpg).
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> [They’re](http://www.active-duty.com/israeli_girls-1.jpg) [out](http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pNWjjkHJ3o_wGK9HXSYc1JszyC7vdNhzgfyFHoPPT-5xyDJW9wGLqUjS7q35JomqxQef9oH6ui7vbKPV84bxM9lMKBXMf6KRdeLVvPIewYnX_52Rmi4ycjcVKW3SrwYhqHILyM9tdaFU) [of](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/435_Israel8.jpg) [our](http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/misc/israel/pics/0270.jpg) [league](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNqr7GAPDV0/TIilvsQPlrI/AAAAAAAABKg/E8X6ifzRC1o/s1600/SHALOM%21.jpg).

… I’ll be in my bunk.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/19 "2011-05-27T17:23:58Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> [Israeli](http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/israeli-idf-babe-7.jpg) [women](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/444_Israel3.jpg) [in](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/456_Israel9.jpg) [uniform](http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/mideast/idfgirl.jpg).
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> [They’re](http://www.active-duty.com/israeli_girls-1.jpg) [out](http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pNWjjkHJ3o_wGK9HXSYc1JszyC7vdNhzgfyFHoPPT-5xyDJW9wGLqUjS7q35JomqxQef9oH6ui7vbKPV84bxM9lMKBXMf6KRdeLVvPIewYnX_52Rmi4ycjcVKW3SrwYhqHILyM9tdaFU) [of](http://www.nazarian.no/images/wep/435_Israel8.jpg) [our](http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/misc/israel/pics/0270.jpg) [league](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dNqr7GAPDV0/TIilvsQPlrI/AAAAAAAABKg/E8X6ifzRC1o/s1600/SHALOM!.jpg).

Mmmmmmmm…hot chicks with guns FTW.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jonathan-pollard-devastated-by-no-update-from-bibi/583399/20 "2011-05-27T19:52:06Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Are you serious or joking? It’s tough for me to tell with this cryptic thread. I don’t get it. In case you’re being serious, no, it is not racist to remark that a woman you are holding up as the example of “Arab girls” does not look like an Arab girl but a pointy-nosed lilly-skinned Latvian Air stewardess. Sorry for being such a racist.

Well it seems kind of racist to me. What if the next post after **Little Nemo’s** had said, “They don’t look very Jewish, I’m betting their great grandmothers were raped by a Cossack.”? I’d have thought that was racist as well.

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