# Joseph Stalin, hold onto my armored muumuu. Together we will leave this earth behind. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 16, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806 "2005-03-16T14:15:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/1 "2005-03-16T14:15:41Z")
I want the entire **Tick** animated series to be availabe on DVD. That’s what I want. Read a book! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/2 "2005-03-16T15:28:03Z")
Honk if you love Justice! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/3 "2005-03-16T15:31:53Z")
Not in the face! Not in the face! Yeah, this would be my #1 DVD request that I’ve heard no news about. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/4 "2005-03-16T15:33:30Z")
I have the entire series on VHS. But still it’s not enough! “It is I! The Deadly Bulb!” “Bad is good, baby! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!” ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/5 "2005-03-16T17:28:28Z")
After falling from a high building: “Gravity, you’re a harsh mistress” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/6 "2005-03-16T17:32:31Z")
Spooooooooooooooooooooon! ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/7 "2005-03-16T17:35:39Z")
His worst nightmare: "A Day Joooooob! ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/8 "2005-03-16T18:05:26Z")
(while swimming “upstream” through a flow of “Santas”) I am the great blue salmon of justice!!! (I have them all on DVD-R…my kids LOVE them. It is one of the very few shows that we can watch together.) ---
**Author:** ![thwartme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@thwartme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thwartme)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/9 "2005-03-16T18:26:15Z")
I’ve got a home-made DVD of them all, from VHS tapes I made while it was on originally. Fantastic stuff. Even having them all already, I would pony up the dough for a legit DVD in a heartbeat. “Because evil is bad! And good… isn’t!” thwartme ---
**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/10 "2005-03-16T18:53:53Z")
“And so he says, ‘I don’t like the cut of your jib.’ And I go I says, IT’S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY!” - The Mad Midnight Bomber The Tick: “Four ax in a bog?” Thrakazog: “Thrakkorzog!” The Tick: “Ah, laxitive-log!” Thrakazog: “No no no!” The Tick: “Lap lands a zog?” Thrakazog: “No!” The Tick: “Two laplanders and a dog?” Thrakazog: “Thrak!” The Tick: “Sapsuckafrog!” Thrakazog: “No no no!” The Tick: “…Susan?” Yes, we need the DVDs ASAP. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/11 "2005-03-16T19:07:47Z")
> [@AmericanMaid](#): > > The Tick: “…Susan?” “Now you’re doing it on purpose. How juvenile.” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/12 "2005-03-16T19:22:01Z")
\ sorry i haven’t been around much, i’m easily distracted by shiny objects… \yes…shiny objects are good…why am i here? \ Hey, did you just ask an existentialist question? ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/13 "2005-03-16T19:36:59Z")
> [@Ol'Gaffer](#): > > (while swimming “upstream” through a flow of “Santas”) It was, in fact, a yule tide. Only xmas pun I’ve ever liked. ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/14 "2005-03-16T19:44:01Z")
well its not an “official” dvd, but it might be good enough! [URL DELETED BY MODERATOR] ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/15 "2005-03-17T00:05:13Z")
“Indeed I do, chum!” ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/16 "2005-03-17T01:20:54Z")
So what’s the story with the Tick DVD? I know there’s a market for it. Is there some rights issue or something? Surely a doper here knows… ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/17 "2005-03-17T02:01:50Z")
You’ll never get away wit– :⚡: [sub]J’accuse![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/18 "2005-03-17T02:43:10Z")
“No time for sanity, chum!” Must have The Tick on DVD. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/19 "2005-03-17T05:18:56Z")
“Hang ten for justice!” ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/joseph-stalin-hold-onto-my-armored-muumuu-together-we-will-leave-this-earth-behind/294806/20 "2005-03-17T05:39:52Z")
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